Have you ever felt like the smartest guy in the room? Ever watch Undisputed: Skip and Shannon and think: “I could easily do that” and “fuck Skip Bayless” ? If so, welcome to Heaven (this is not a religious post).
I’ve been an Armchair Expert my entire life. I’ve never lost a sports debate and certainly haven’t misjudged a player’s talent or incorrectly predicted a champion before the season even begins. That’s loser shit.
I finally have grown sick and tired of beating down the clowns I call friends in extremely important debates and will now force myself on millions (professionally). I’m taking my talents to South Beach. Prepare for me to write not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7, not 8, but maybe even 9 whole blogs throughout the course of this year. I will be surprised if I don’t run multiple NFL Gms right out of town with my superior thoughts and intellect. There is no deadlier combo than my brain and a leather sofa.
Parental Discretion is Advised.
The Armchair Experts 
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