The unthinkable happened today. This afternoon, Kyrie Irving set NBA Twitter ablaze when he shockingly announced his request to be traded out of Brooklyn. There is no way anyone could have seen this coming, and now the Kyrie sweepstakes are underway.
I honestly can’t think of a single NBA franchise that wouldn’t want to deplete their assets for Kyrie. He has proven to be a leader of men, champion of people, and multi-cultural icon. Everywhere he goes, success follows him. Line up NBA, because this guy is worth everything you have.
I can’t blame Kyrie for wanting to leave Brooklyn. Kevin the Snake still plays there and he’s the worst man on planet Earth for stealing at least 2 titles away from Lebron with the biggest pussy move in sports history. My greatest hope is that the Lakers send Russell Westbrook to Brooklyn and reunite Kevin with his best friend. Their chemistry together was unmatched (though Russ has great chemistry with everyone), and the basketball world would love to see them back together. It would almost guarantee a title for the Nets.
Kyrie also did the Nets a big solid by letting them know so early that he would like to be moved elsewhere. 6 days is PLENTY of time to get this deal done so another good job by you Kyrie. Anyone who calls this man selfish, conceited, fraudulent, or cowardly is an absolute moron. I look up to Kyrie Irving and I hope my future son grows up to be just like him one day.
What does his future hold? No fucking clue. I can only guess it will be filled with lots of success. This guy just has the IT factor in his DNA. I rank him up there with Anthony Davis and James Harden as one of the most reliable superstars in the game today. I would like to congratulate the future fanbase that aqcuires Kyrie on winning the NBA title. You just won the lottery for one of the most self-aware and loveable players ever. Way to go.
I predict Mavs or Lakers.
The Armchair Experts 
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