That is the million dollar question. I sit here in my Fortnite party with a fellow LakeShowBro and we just declared: It’s playoff time baby. After Big Peen Pelinka went 200 IQ on the trade deadline and got everyone’s favorite franchise back on the path to title town.
I’m pretty sure they are currently 2-1 with the new roster. Last night they beat the piss out of the Pelicans and won comfortably for the first time in about 3 years. It’s kind of miraculous what happens when you add some shooting in a league that’s dominated by shooting. It’s only taken Jeanie Buss and Pelinka 4 years to learn this, but hey everyone learns at their own pace and I’m just happy they’re finally starting to catch on. It kind of reminds me of 3rd-grade math, and I struggled for a few weeks with division. We can’t expect the Lakers front office to match the intelligence of a 3-year-old me, so lets cut them a little slack.
It warms my heart to see D’Angelo Russell back in the purple and gold. We sent him to rehab a few years ago after the little Nick Young “snitch” thing. A few courses in internet safety and computer science have all but assured the new locker room that won’t be happening again. Don’t worry Lebron, all your secret affairs are still safe. I’d say the same for AD, but everyone knows he isn’t getting any pussy with that giant fucking eyebrow. He also doesn’t deserve any cooch with the piss-poor effort he’s been putting in the last few weeks. Pussy is for guys that try hard, Anthony.
It’s also refreshing to see LA trot out guys that don’t belong in a nursing home. I don’t know if Lebron has some sort of contagious age infection, but every team he plays on consists of 30 and up buyout-level guys. Speaking of, don’t be surprised to see Kevin Love make his way out west. I just hope he brings a lot of dopamine-enhancing drugs to counteract the clinical depression triggered by being around Lebron (that was a JOKE, I know depression isn’t funny, sorry Kevin). Depression jokes aside, it’s nice to see some young blood out there. I’m surprised it’s taken Jeanie Buss this long to clamor for that. She definitely seems like the type to prefer the young vs the old…
I honestly don’t see how the Lakers aren’t title favorites at this point. Vegas seems to think PHX should be favored just because they added No-Knees Durant to their squad. What could possibly go wrong with that situation? Jokic is way too white to lead a team to a title, I think it’s been proven that only Larry Bird can do that at this point. Steph Curry’s bones are now made of glass so that just leaves Giannis. The league will be trembling in fear after the All-Star Break.
Damn it’s a good time to be a Laker. I bleed purple and gold forever, or until Lebron goes to a different team.
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