Jim, James, Jimmothy. There aren’t enough names to go around for the best player I’ve ever seen. For the longest time in this game, it felt like the Celtics had it in the bag. Miami was hanging around, but ultimately you could tell that they were okay heading back home with the series at 1-1. That is… until Grant Williams touched temples with Jimmy Butler and ignited the playoff bEAST.
When Grant Williams first put his head on Jimmy’s head, I immediately knew what was coming. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife, and Jimmy Butler used that knife to neuter Grant Williams on national television. Every possession after that was the Himmy show. I don’t even think Jimmy cared about who won the game, as long as everyone knew that Grant Williams was his personal bitch. It took about 5 minutes before Joe Mazz realized the show could not go on and Grant needed to get the fuck out of the game. I really needed that laugh after the Lakers game 2 disaster last night (fuck you Jamal Murray).
I can’t believe the Heat are up 2-0 in the ECF. They are so fucking awesome and if Lebron can’t win it this year, I’ll be proud to represent #HeatCulture once more. Technically I’ve been a Heat fan since 2011 and maybe some part of me never let go of that loyalty. I wish Lebron had stayed there longer, but he had to pave the way for JimmyGOAT to arrive. I also fucking hate the Celtics, so Jimmy really is doing the Lord’s work right now. He might have the highest approval rating in NBA history. Even Celtics fans were BEGGING Grant Williams to fucking stop tonight because they knew what was coming. It was sweet, sweet justice.
HeatCulture strikes again. Bring out da brooms.
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