Celtics vs. Heat Game 6 Bets

I don’t know if my 5 followers have noticed, but I’ve been on a bit of a hiatus these last few days. After Lebron’s season was ended by the Denver Chicken Nuggets I needed to go on a sabbatical. Mental health vacation was officially in full swing. Then, while I was manifesting a 5th ring in year 21 for Lebron in the Himalayas, I got a notification on my iPhone 11s that the Boston Celtics have made the series 3-2 after 5 games. Jimmy Butler was all I had left. Misery loves company, and the whole foundation of my mental therapy was knowing that Boston was going down in embarrassing flame-out fashion just like us. Now, that dream is dead, and it’s time to pour my soul and self-worth into some gambling locks to make money on my suffering.

Jayson Tatum U30.5 Points

• My anti-Celtics wave will continue with these picks. I still don’t beleive in Jayson Tatum despite all the media dick-riding him so hard. There will be no dick-riding on thearmchairexperts.blog. I’m counting on him melting down and giving up in another “gotta have it” game. Hopefully Jimmy just shit talks him into oblivion.

Jimmy Butler O29.5 Points

• Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy. We need you big guy. It’s time to live up to your playoff reputation and finally put these motherfuckers away. You know it’s over if you lose this game, and you will be clowned on for all eternity. Playoff Jimmy cannot be the first player ever to blow a 3-0 lead. Put the team on your muthafuckin back, curb stomp Grant Williams, and let’s get out of here with a huge W.

Kevin Love O4.5 Points

• Can Kevin Love hit two 3s? that’s literally all I need from the guy tonight, and if he can’t do that… Jesus Christ. What a fall from grace that would be Kevin Love.

Marcus Smart U12.5 Points

• I’m counting on a classic Marcus Smart “I’m not him” performance today. Grant Williams has kind of taken that mantle from him, but I know Marcus is eye balling taking it back HARD. Let’s get a cool 3-17 shooting and 9 points from the boy Marcus and get out of Miami with the dub.

Miami +2.5 vs. Boston

• I’m doing it. I’m putting my nuts on the line and taking Miami. This is classic picking with my heart and not my head but I don’t care. I can’t stand the idea of Boston going to back to back NBA Finals. Not that it matters anyway, because both teams are gonna get shit-kicked by the Chicken Nuggets. I still would like to see Celtics Twitter go down in flaming disappointment as I relish in their tears. Fuck you Boston, rot in Irish Hell.