NBA Finals Game 3 Picks

Game 2 of the NBA Finals was a resounding success. I completely jinxed the Nuggets into blowing a game on their home court. Sometimes you just have to take things into your own hands and do what needs to be done. If placing my hourly wages on the Nuggets in hopes that it curses them 3 more times so be it. I’m pulling my weight Miami, you fuckers just need to make sure you do the same.

Nikola Jokic U29.5 Points

• I definitely do not love taking the under on any of Jokic’s stats. Somehow the most unathletic motherfucker on the court manages to stuff the stat sheet like Zion stuffs his belly. I’m counting on his unimpressive physique to let him down tomorrow and force him into a floor general.

Bam Adebayo O32.35 Pts, Reb, Ast

• I’m riding this one until it lets me down. So far it’s 2-0 in the Finals, and FanDuel is starting to catch on. They slowly keep ticking it upward until eventually Bam lets us down big time. I have faith in you BamBam.

Jimmy Butler O25.5 Points

• Jimmy needs to get his fucking head out of his ASS. There’s no way Miami will win the series with James Butler averaging 17 fucking points a game. If he doesn’t score at least 26 points tonight then we are getting close to cancelling him. Denver isn’t even good at defense, how can you not be exposing them right now?

Jimmy Butler Top Points Scorer (+280)

• I’m getting suckered in on the value here. Also, if I’m gonna take Jokic’s under and Jimmy’s over, I might as well slap some coin on this too. It’d be real nice to get one of those games where he walks right into the lane every time and just makes the shot. We also need to do whatever we can to get Grant Williams in the arena tonight. Maybe if he runs out on the court and kisses Jimmy Butler before tip-off, we could be in for a master-class.

Denver Nuggets -3.5 @ Miami

• I’ll be taking this bet every game this series. I have a feeling every Denver W is going to be a blowout, and they will likely only lose close games. Either way, I’m cashing out or cursing them. I’ve said it many times: I will gladly set my paychecks on fire to watch this team lose. Especially you Jamal Murray. Betting with your heart is always better than betting with your head.

I’m smelling a 5-0 night, but actually praying for 4-1. If Miami can snag game 2, they might actually have a chance at winning this series. It will be a huge ego boost to people like me who can relate to the players than went undrafted. It’s proof that we can ALL be champion if we just adopt #HeatCulture.