Time to start my season preview of every NFL team. I’ve delayed as long as I could but now it seems I don’t have a choice. I’ve completed about 32 fantasy football mock drafts and even that hasn’t curbed my itch for more football. I seriously doubt writing about the Tennessee Titans is going to fix anything but let’s give it a shot.
I can’t believe I’m starting this process with arguably the single most boring team in the entire league. I think we all know what to expect from the Tennessee Derick Henry’s at this point. It’s going to be a lot of half back dives and a lot of play-action post routes. Mike Vrabel will continue to risk the safety of his genitalia in hopes of a Super Bowl victory. Can’t say I’d be willing to make that deal myself but another few years of heartbreaking playoff losses in Dallas and I might have a change of heart.
I did just remember that the Titans drafted Will Levis this year. Personally, I think he’s an absolute bum so there shouldn’t exactly be high expectations. However, I don’t know how much longer Titans fans will be able to tolerate Ryan Tannehill being perfectly average. I can tell you from personal experience, that perfectly average only gets you so far. Eventually they’ll want to move on to bigger and better things. Will this be the season they finally buy a bigger dildo?
I also don’t think we can expect much from the Titan’s defense in 2023. They have two studs in Big Jeff Simmons and Kevin Byard, but they’re weak in the middle. I don’t know if they’ll ever recover from letting go of former All-Pro Will Compton. Guys of that caliber don’t come around often, huge mistake by the front office letting that defensive weapon walk out the door.
The Titans do have a good shot to win the division on account of every other team being complete dogshit. Honestly the rest of the AFC South would be borderline competitive in the XFL. Tennessee could win the division on coaching alone. I don’t think the other AFC South coaches would cut their dick off for a couple victories. Clearly they don’t want it bad enough. I will officially be watching 0 Titans games this season, but it’s time to make a final prediction.
2023 Record: 9-8
2nd Place in AFC South
The Armchair Experts 
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