Wheels up, it’s time to start circling those wagons. The NFL’s cinderella story is back for 2023 and I’m here to put those glass shoes on Josh Allen’s feet. It will be hard to predict what we have in store for the Bills this year. Thankfully, I am no coward, and bravely step up to the task. It’s a daunting division they face (for the first time ever), but I know they won’t back down (hopefully).
Before we even think about the regular season with these guys, we’re gonna have to make it through the offseason. As I’m sure most people know by now, social media super-Queen Stefon Diggs has been causing quite a ruccus in the Twitter streets. Rumor has it he hates Josh Allen and banged his wife out of pure spite. I don’t create the facts I just report them. Anyways, if Diggs doesn’t want to don that big blue bison on his helmet this year, then the Bills are absolutely fucked. When I look at their offensive depth chart minus Diggs, I start to gag violently. Gabe Davis, Knox, Kincaid (?), and others I don’t feel like naming are fine when they don’t have to ever worry about a double team. However you take that threat away, and you’re looking at a bottom 5 weapons core. I can only imagine how fantastic Josh Allen would look in an environment like that. Thank goodness he let Stefon have his wife. Nobody wants to win that Super Bowl than Mr. Josh Allen.
The Bills lost their top linebacker in Trumaine Edwards this offseason. Linebackers are like the RB of the defense, very replaceable, but I imagine that still hurts. I have absolutely no idea who they have in waiting besides golden-skinned Matt Milano. I guess we’ll just to see if he can stifle opponent’s run games with handsomness. We’ve seen Jimmy G make it to a Super Bowl that way. Do not underestimate the power of handsome. They were a top 10 defense last year, I don’t see that changing significantly. Some guys just have it all, huh Josh? (except your wife)
I think we can continue to expect good things from the Bills coaching staff. Sean Mcdermott has proven to be a very good coach. Even without bald Brian Daboll, the Bills produced at a high level. Maybe they weren’t quite as good, but that’s to be expected once you lose that Big Daboll Energy.
Honestly, if the Bills can just get their shit together, there’s no reason to expect them to fall off a cliff this year. Yeah the division is tough, but technically they’re still the only proven team. The Dolphins QB has a barely functioning brain and the Jets QB is doing his absolute best to fry his as well. It would be kind of funny if the Bills took yet another step back and just missed the playoffs entirely. That would complete the blockchain of AFC Title game -> Divisonal -> Wild Card -> No playoffs. Honestly that’s an impressive countdown. As long as Josh Allen stays away from iowasca, we should be alright. No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo BILLS
2023 Record: 12-5
1st Place in AFC East
The Armchair Experts 
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