We interrupt your daily program of previewing different team’s seasons to bring you news and updates from the Dallas Cowboys training camp. We are so fucking back baby!! The boys in blue (and silver) have been making waves on social media and I’m here to drink the kool-aid and pour some honey all over you guys.
It sure seems like the offense has been clicking on all cylinders. Other than one horrible throw that went viral (fuck you social media) it was dots all over the place. Touchdown to Ceedee, then tuddy to newbie Brandin Cooks. Even the Turpedo was getting in on the action. I can’t tell you how much I needed to see touchdowns on my timeline again, even in practice form.
Word on the street is the secondary was also sticking like glue to our WRs. Not sure if that’s impressive by them or an indictment on out WR core but I’m going to choose to view it as a positive for both. Iron sharpens iron and the boys busted out the tool kit.
I also can’t forget to mention Micah Parsons single-handedly ruining practice (almost). He also almost ruined out season when he nose-dived into Dak’s legs on a play. We can’t be having any more of that shit until the season Micah. Feel free to take a shot at Jalen or Danny though when the real lights come on. I’m afraid we might be in for a 20-sack season from the lion. Quarterbacks are already having nightmares.
The boys are so fucking back and football is this close to being back in our lives. Even the thought is enough to brick me up or a week. Preseason awaits.
The Armchair Experts 
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