Break out the estrogen shots, it’s transitioning time for the Green Bay Packers. That sick fuck Aaron Rodgers has finally departed and the world is a better place for it. Unfortunately he’s still playing football but at least he’s away from the NFC and can’t hurt me anymore (unless it’s the super bowl). Now they’ll be trotting out fresh prince Jordan Love after hilariously wasting a ist round draft pick on him several years ago. I guess this was always their master plan once they realized Rodgers was a notorious drug addict who laced everyone’s gatorade with acid before every game (that’s a fact). The problem is, the world has barely seen Love play and in the few snaps he’s got, he hasn’t exactly been a world beater. I don’t think anyone viewed him as some special elite talent coming out of the draft either. Great job by Green Bay to replace one of the goats (excluding drug use) with another one of the mids. Will he Love-Laugh-Live up to the hype (probably not)?
I’d be more of a beleiver in Jordan Love if the Packers had elite weapons for him to throw to. The only ones I even know the names of are Romeo Doubs and Christian Watson, and in my opinion they are two of the most overrated fantasy players ever. The only reason these guys were considered viable guys is because people thought Aaron Rodgers would make them better. Now we’re asking them to do the same for an unproven Jordan Love? I don’t buy it. He’s also standing behind an aging offensive line and Aaron Jones. Watching a horrid Packers offense in those God awful uniforms and colors is making me nauseuos at just the thought. Davante Adams was the only exciting thing they had and they threw him away too.
The Packers have a pretty mid defense. Jaire Alexander might be the cockiest motherfucker in the league but he backs it up as long as CeedeeGOAT isn’t on the other side. They lost a few key players like Adrian Amos and Jarran Reed this offseason, so I can only hope they manage to get even worse. I could see this unit having a hard time if they get down early in games. The Packers offense won’t be high-powered enough to shoot them back into games and I can only imagine the defense will collapse after a certain point. More collapsing = more upset Packers fans = more happy me. It will be nice to watch this franchise suffer at the bottom for a few years.
One can only hope this is the start of a new era filled with shit and misery for the Packers. I will never ever forgive them and Aaron Rodgers for what they did to me in 2014 and 2016. Dez Bryant caught that fucking ball and I had to watch my now-coach Mike McFatFuck throw that hellish red challenge flag on the field. Dean Blandino and Mike Pererria will forever be cowards and frauds in my eyes. Death to the Packers!
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