I wrote the Seahawks not too long ago, but they ain’t write back. I guess that’s the Geno model that the Seahawks have officially adopted. They surprised a lot of people last season with their offensive prowess, can we expect them to keep it up? That’s what I’m hear to tell you, as long as Geno writes back to me somewhat soon…
Like I said before, Seattle had a very solid offense last season powered by Geno Smith. Many people were expecting a major dropoff after they traded Gustavo Fring to the Broncos that year after a decade of top tier play. Well, clearly that was the fleece of the decade, as Mr. Unlimited is dogshit now while Geno threw for 30 touchdowns. Now, that was his first and only season of performing at that level, so he’ll have to prove it to us once again to believe in his consistency. The front office have done him some favors by drafting Jaxon Smith-Njigba who will add to their already impressive WR talent. They also have 2 solid backs with Kenneth Walker and Zach Charbonnet. Good QB + great WRs + Very good RBs = a pretty solid offense in my eyes. I think they OL is about average but hey you can live with that if you’re firing everywhere else. I applaud them for investing into the right things and keeping the ship afloat AFTER trading the previous franchise quarterback. That’s not something you often see, hats off to you Seattle.
The Seattle defense is below average, no getting around it. They didn’t have a ton of playmakers on that unit last year, and we’ve yet to see if help is on the way. We should be seeing the world famous return of Blitz Boy at some point this year. I used to be so all-in on Dallas trading for Jamal Adams until I watched him lay the wood on his own teammates multiple times because he can’t cover a parked car. Luckily, they invested their top-5 pick into defensive back Devon Witherspoon. I can’t say I’ve watched a lot of Witherspoon in my life because I’ve never once seen an Illinois game ever. I still think they’re dumb as shit for not just taking Jalen Carter but oh well I guess we’ll let the fucking Eagles just draft all the top talent because why the fuck not. Maybe one day we’ll learn to not let the Eagles win or have anything nice but it seems that day is not today.
It’s obvious this is an offensive-driven team. It’s a little ironic because they have notorious conservative Pete Carrol as the head coach, so this must mean he’s losing his mind. Gone are the days of infuriating runs up the middle. Let Geno sling that mf rock downfield like a God damn man! I’ve never really been a Seahawks guy but I don’t really have anything to hate on them for this year. Only thing would be getting on Geno’s ass for all the fan mail he hasn’t responded to. Sorry about that kids, he’s never writing back.
2023 Record: 10-7
2nd Place in NFC West
The Armchair Experts 
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