Welp, it’s a sad day it’s a bad day for New York Jets fans. We made it 4 plays into the Jets/Bills game before Aaron Rodgers got carted off with an apparent lower leg injury. We don’t yet know the extent of the injur but the twitter doctors are already out proclaiming it an achilles tear. I guess you can tell it’s a torn achilles by watching his calf vibrate in slow motion.
It takes an entirely other level of character and tegridy to be a Jets fan. I’m tortured in my own right as a Cowboys fan but nothing tops what these sons of bitches go through. They’re racking up quite a body count in terms of cruel and unusual forms of torture. At least they have a 2nd overall pick backing him up!
As bad as we all feel for Jets fans right now, we must pay tribute to the real victims of tonight- the Green Bay Packers. If Rodgers doesn’t pay at least 70% of the season or something then they don’t get one of the picks sent over by the Jets. Thoughts and Prayers to the Green Bay Packers (and Garrett Wilson fantasy managers)!
One of the biggest stories of the NFL season gone in 4 plays. You simply can’t make this shit up.
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