The best rivalry in college football is finally here. It’s been a long ass year having to endure Texas fans act all high and mighty from their “blowout” win in 2022. I can’t imagine how they crushed a team with a TE playing QB, but that’s just how elite that program is and has always been. That’s why they finished the season out strong and competed for a playoff spot, just like they do every single year. They never let anyone down.
Obviously we were pretty ass last year after losing Lincoln and half our team, no getting around that. We’ve looked solid in our 5 games this year but beating up on scrubs isn’t what gets our cocks hard in the morning. Throwing the horns down right in those sorry motherfucker’s faces… yeah that’ll get the wood chippin’. The undeserved Texas cockiness is at an all-time high because they went into Tuscaloosa and beat the worst Bama team since Saban got there. Outside of that game, they haven’t looked impressive at all.
Anybody can win this game, it’s 50/50 every year because this is the shit that actually matters. Ain’t no better feeling then seeing those sorry fair-weather ass Texas fans leave the stadium in shambles like they always do. When we beat this team they quit on the season, they’ve folded against adversity every year for over a decade. I don’t think anyones surprised anymore when the most entitled, cocky, overrated, and embarassing team in the country quits like clockwork. This year will be no different. That’s why the Big 12 never ran through Austin. They somehow managed to win as many conference titles as Baylor, TCU, and Kansas State despite recruting 10x the talent over that time span.
Fuck Quinn Ewers, fuck Xavier Worthy, and FUCK TEXAS.
Boomer Sooner by a BILLION
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