I’m absolutely reeling from a piss-poor performance yesterday. Turns out my strategy of picking and choosing which home dawgs make sense and which don’t is actually not an effective gambling methodology. Nevertheless, I am here to redeem myself and chase my losses with the Passtronaught- let’s fly.
Vikings -3 vs. Bears
- I already picked this game and gave an explanation yesterday so I’m not running it back. Passtronaught to the moon.
Alexander Mattison any time TD scorer (+175)
- Tonight I’m implementing a “fade my fantasy team” philosophy. I’m playing against Mattison and it will absolutely break my back if he finds his way into the endzone AKA it’s definitely going to happen. My luck is down the pisser so I’m quite confidt in this one. At least my misery will make me money.
Josh Dobbs any time TD scorer (+200)
- I have TJ Hockenson in fantasy and I REALLY need him to come through. YOu know what that means? No red zone targets and no chance at a TD. I’m sure Mr. Dobbs will find a way to slither into the end zone and vulture a touchdown from somebody important tonight. He’s very good at that.
TJ Hockenson U65.5 Receiving Yards
- People who can read the above paragraph know exactly why I’m hammering this tonight. Fade my fantasy team = fade TJ Hockenson. I’ll consider changing my mind on this one if Ed Werder tweets that he’s on another snap count. That’ll guarantee us a HockGOAT Nuke game tonight.
That’s it. I’m fading myself tonight. That’s an age-old strategy that has yet to fail in the history of mankind. Emotionally hedging my own happiness is the only way to go about life these days. Bet on yourself kids.
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