Monday Night Football Best Bets

After a painful Sunday due to my disappointing Dallas Cowboys I’m looking to bounce back. There’s no way I’ll emotionally recover until our next victory but we can ignore mental illness in favor of making money. Today has officially been a declared a ‘Makin Money Monday’ by me and I’m not gonna let it go to waste.

Seahawks MONEYLINE (+198) vs. Eagles

• Because the Cowboys lost yesterday I am even more confident Seattle is gonna steal this one. Philly only needs this in terms of the 1 seed but will still control their own destiny with a loss. Jalen Hurts also has some mysterious flu so I’m not even sure if he’s playing and if he does he won’t be 100%. I’m betting he got sick from sniffing Jason Kelce’s ass on so many tush push’s this year.

Tyler Lockett O49.5 Receiving Yards

• The Eagles secondary is softer than swiss cheese. Seattle has a potent passing attack and Tyler Lockett will no doubt do his annoying little shit where he gets wide open and falls down before ever taking a hit. He somehow always comes through at the most inconvenient time for the other time. A classic pro’s pro.

DK Metcalf O63.5 Receiving Yards

• Take everything I said about Lockett and apply it here minus the pro’s pro part. DK is an absolute monster roid freak who is capable of going the distance on any given play. Against Dallas he cashed this yardage prop in 1 play- I’ll be hopiong for a few more big ones tonight against the dirty birds.

Jalen Hurts 1st TD Scorer (+470)

• He’s favore to get an any time touchdown so I might as well just take him first. If they get inside the 2 yard line on their first posession then there’s a high likelyhook of this happening. The ultimate TD vulture will more than likely find the end zone at some point tonight, just hope it only happens once and it happens first.

Those who prayed on my downfall this weekend succeeded. It’s up to me to not let them succeed again. Lots of monday to be made on the first ever edition of “Makin Money Monday.”