NFL Conference Title Weekend Picks

Today is conference championship Sunday. We’ve honestly got two great matchups between the Lions/Niners and Chiefs/Ravens. I’m definitely more excited for the AFC game because it features the 2 best QBs in the league in Mahomes and Lamar. The Lions and Niners boast strong rosters but I still think they’re trotting out two bozos at QB with Goff and Purdy. Goff has earned the respect of many this season and rightfully so, but he’s still goofy at times and I think most people know Prudy is ass at this point. Let’s see where we can make some money today.

Ravens -4.5 vs. Chiefs

• This is the bet I’m most confident in today but I still get a sick feeling betting against Mahomes. The Ravens are without a doubt the better team, and Lamar is the league MVP. There aren’t many football reasons they shouldn’t win this game- they have the advantage at almost every position group. I just have to pray Grim Reaper Mahomes doesn’t show his ugly face tonight. I could really use a stinker.

Niners -7 vs. Lions

• I feel like a pussy going chalk with the favorites today but I have no choice. My heart wants to take the Lions and I’d much rather them win than San Francisco, who is annoying as fuck these days. I’ve been flirting with the ML all week but ultimately I know San Fran is the play today. They got their stinker out against the Packers last week and the Lions defense isn’t good enough to slow them down. Unless Purdy has a classic ass showing I don’t see Detroit advancing to the bowl.

I’d like to have more picks but with less games this is all I’m rolling with today. Explore your options on touchdown props or whatever but place the nukes on the spread. Giant nuclear missle whale parlay alert on these two games. I seriously need a win right now- still haven’t recovered from Wild Card Weekend Devastation. Good luck to the rest of the bafoons.