Super Bowl Best Bets

It’s the final time for the 2023 NFL season that we’ll be able to put money on a football game. That means I’ll be sad until September begrudgingly rolls back around. I still have basketball season for another few months before the purgatory really begins. Still, let’s try and enjoy this super bowl by making some money on these annoying-ass teams.

Chiefs MONEYLINE vs. 49ers

• I made this bet as soon as the line dropped but I wish I hadn’t. I don’t truly believe the Chiefs are gonna win this game but I just couldn’t bet against Patrick Mahomes again. I’d love to see Brock Purdy fail but it’s just been that bastards year. I can’t win.

Patrick Mahomes to win Super Bowl MVP

• If the Chiefs win this game Patrick Mahomes will likely win the MVP and the odds are a little better. I’m already trapped with my stupid Chiefs bet so I’m foreced to take correlated outcomes.

Coin Toss: HEADS

• Wouldn’t be a super bowl without a big whale on the coin toss. Only pussies pick tails so that’s clearly what I won’t be riding with today. Real ones stick with heads.

Gatorade Color: Yellow Lime/Green

• Always take the color with the longest odds. That’s hit like 4 or 5 yeards in a row so we might as well just stick with the trend. Here’s hoping I don’t ride with that mentality the one year it doesn’t cash.

I’m late for my super bowl party which means these are all the bets I’m writing about today. They’re also the only ones I actually placed and my integrity won’t allow me to deliver you fake picks. All 3 people who read this post will certainly be happy with the results I’m sure. Let’s try and enjoy the Super Bowl, I guess.