Category: Betting
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NBA Thursday Best Bets
I’ve been away on a long hiatus due to vacation and a disturbingly painful illness. Nevertheless, I have been locked in to the world of NBA basketball. Just yesterday I was able to witness the glorious King James dominate the 4th quarter against the Clippers with a vintage GOAT performance. Can he follow it up…
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NBA Finals Game 3 Picks
Game 2 of the NBA Finals was a resounding success. I completely jinxed the Nuggets into blowing a game on their home court. Sometimes you just have to take things into your own hands and do what needs to be done. If placing my hourly wages on the Nuggets in hopes that it curses them…
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NBA Finals Game 2 Picks
Game 1 of the NBA Finals was an abject disaster. At least I got home after tipoff so I couldn’t throw away my monthly wages on some half-baked picks. For game 2 though, I’m baking these picks allll the way through. There’s actually a chance I burn them. I have no faith this series will…
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Eastern Conference Finals Game 7 Bets
The Heat have officially blown it. I can’t believe this is where we are, but on Saturday night the Celtics tied the series 3-3 with one of the most ridiculous/bullshit game winners I’ve ever seen in my life. Jimmy didn’t show up AT ALL for game 6 until the very end, when he hit 3…
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Celtics vs. Heat Game 6 Bets
I don’t know if my 5 followers have noticed, but I’ve been on a bit of a hiatus these last few days. After Lebron’s season was ended by the Denver Chicken Nuggets I needed to go on a sabbatical. Mental health vacation was officially in full swing. Then, while I was manifesting a 5th ring…
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Lakers vs. Nuggets Game 2 Picks
I didn’t make any picks for game 1 and it might have cost myself at least a month’s rent. I am addicted to overs, and of course the one time I don’t place anything every player on both teams catch fire like it’s NBA jam. As a Lakers (Lebron) fan, that was the most frustrating…
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Last Minute Lakers vs. Warriors Bets
I’m beating the shot clock with this one. There is currently 5:17 left in the 4th quarter of Knicks-Heat but I will not be denying the people free money today. Last time I did this I hit 4/6. As long as you don’t (or do) parlay these picks you are GUARUNTEED to be a winner…
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Lakers vs. Warriors Game 4 Bets
I did not make it home to put my reputation and money on the line for the Heat/Knicks game. That does not mean my addiction to hemorrhaging money and happiness is gonna stop tonight so I’m pressing forward with the night game. I was one Anthony Davis point away from hitting a super mega whale…
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NBA Saturday Playoff Predictions
It’s finally fucking Saturday, and I’m bringing the heat this time. I count down every miserable second at my desk job during the week just hoping and praying I make it to this moment right here. Cinco de Mayo was an epic failure on my part so I need to reconcile those mistakes with elite…
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Lakers Finish Off Grizzlies
The haters are sick and furious right now. The Los Angeles Lakers have officially wiped away the shit stain that is the Memphis Grizzlies. On the other hand, the haters are basking in glory because I think the Grizzlies approval rating might be even lower than Lebron’s right now. With Ja being a punk and…
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