Category: NBA
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Russell Westbrook Signs with the Clippers
Hum Diddly Doo would ya look at that. Russell Westbrick is sitting his ass right back in LA after being bought out by the Jazz. Why would the Clippers do this you might ask? I have no fucking idea! I respect his heart, but Westbrook was single-handedly tanking the Laker’s season. It’s like he placed…
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Mac McLung Wins the Dunk Contest
The NBA Dunk Contest is something that has been in steady decline for several years now. I don’t think we’ve had a good one since the Aaron Gordon/Zach Lavine days when those boys Christened All-Star Weekend with cool-ass dunks. I remember being a little boy and watching Nate Robinson and Dwight Howard go at it…
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Are the Lakers Back?
That is the million dollar question. I sit here in my Fortnite party with a fellow LakeShowBro and we just declared: It’s playoff time baby. After Big Peen Pelinka went 200 IQ on the trade deadline and got everyone’s favorite franchise back on the path to title town. I’m pretty sure they are currently 2-1…
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NBA Trade Deadline Madness
One of the greatest days of the year came and went like a wet dream today. The NBA trade deadline almost always blesses sports fans with random and exciting trades for no reason. Most of the time there’s like 1-2 blockbusters involving game-changing players, and the other 90% are role guys that we weirdly get…
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Will Lebron Break Kareem’s Record Tonight?
It’s a potential monumental night in sports history. Lebron is 36 points away from becoming the NBA’s all-time leading scorer. I’ve been a Bronsexual for as long as I can remember. From the early Cavs days to Miami (the best Lebron period), back to Cleveland, and now to Los Angeles. I have stuck by his…
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Kyrie Irving Traded to Dallas Mavericks
Raise the banner. Kyrie Irving has officially been shipped off to D-town. I correctly predicted this in my previous blog so good job by me. Personally, I would have preferred Kyrie go to the Lakers but as I’ve learned many times in my life- shit does not go my way. I think Dallas deserves some…
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Kyrie Irving Requests Trade Out Of Brooklyn
The unthinkable happened today. This afternoon, Kyrie Irving set NBA Twitter ablaze when he shockingly announced his request to be traded out of Brooklyn. There is no way anyone could have seen this coming, and now the Kyrie sweepstakes are underway. I honestly can’t think of a single NBA franchise that wouldn’t want to deplete…
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The Greatest NFL Team of NBA Players
A lot of people seem to think that NBA players are a bunch of Hollywood diva pussies. I’m here to let you know that’s completely fucking false. With painstaking effort, I have constructed a perfect modern NFL team using only players from the NBA. I have no doubt this team would easily go 17-0 and…
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