Category: FOOTBALL
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Super Bowl Best Bets
It’s the final time for the 2023 NFL season that we’ll be able to put money on a football game. That means I’ll be sad until September begrudgingly rolls back around. I still have basketball season for another few months before the purgatory really begins. Still, let’s try and enjoy this super bowl by making…
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Super Bowl Preview
I took a hiatus last week due to my currently rotting in piss. Nevertheless, I am DONE with being a coward and it’s time to reinvigorate this blog that 10s of people read every year. Let’s do a quick preview of the Super Bowl before I give out my gambling picks later this week. The…
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NFL Divisional Saturday Picks
It’s officially Divisional Round weekend. My heart is still in pieces after the ultimate Cowboys letdown and Mike McCarthy retention news but I must continue to press on. There aren’t many people in this world as tough as me anymore. Shoutout to myself for displaying extreme bravery and courage this past week. Let’s focus on…
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Mike McCarthy is Staying Another Year
Welp, 2024 is already another year down the shitter. I didn’t think it could get any worse after Sunday’s debacle against the Packers until Jerry Jones just announced that Mike McCarthy is coming back for ANOTHER year. I fucking hate my life. Cowboys fans have been suffering for a long time now, but I don’t…
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Wild Card Weekend Saturday Picks
The NFL Playoffs are finally upon us. We have actually been blessed with a pretty exciting opening weekend with some solid matchups in the wild card. Aside from being forced to watch the Steelers this weekend I’d say just about every team deserves to be here. Let’s see where we can make some money on…
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Cowboys vs. Commies Preview
Today is a big day for Cowboys Nation. A win against the dirty Commies will clinch the NFC East and the No. 2 seed in the NFC. That would mean home field advantage all playoffs sans San Francisco. Since we apparently can’t win for shit on the road that’s a pretty big deal for us…
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NFL Week 17 Mortal Locks of Eternity
The dwindling final days of the NFL season are slowly cascading upon us. For fantasy purposes, it’s championship weekend, and depending on how things play out it could be the last meaningful regular season football for some teams. Hopefully we get some good games and end the 2023 season with a BANG. Let’s mortal lock…
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Oklahoma Blows the Alamo Bowl to Arizona
2023 is officially not the year to remember the Alamo. The Oklahoma Sooners squared off against the Arizona Wildcats in San Antonio for a Big 12 vs. Pac 12 (RIP) shoot out. This was kind of a momentus day in OU football history: it was the official debut of 5 star freshman QB Jackson Arnold.…
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NFL Saturday Best Picks
We’re officially in the time of year when we’re blessed with NFL football on Saturdays. I’m not well versed enough in the trenches of college football to throw my money on the Cotton Candy Bowl or whatever meaningless games are on right now so I’ll be sticking to the big leagues. Let’s see if I…
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Monday Night Football Best Bets
After a painful Sunday due to my disappointing Dallas Cowboys I’m looking to bounce back. There’s no way I’ll emotionally recover until our next victory but we can ignore mental illness in favor of making money. Today has officially been a declared a ‘Makin Money Monday’ by me and I’m not gonna let it go…
The Armchair Experts 