Category: FANTASY

  • Sean Payton to Broncos, Demeco Ryans to Texans
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    Sean Payton to Broncos, Demeco Ryans to Texans

    It is officially coach-poach season. It happens every year, I get to watch franchises who just suffered demoralizing seasons do their best to pivot and finally find the coach who will carry them to the promise land. Sean Payton’s face has been slapped on my Twitter feed for months now. Lots of rumors about him…

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    I Have Won my Fantasy Football Championship

    That’s right baby. The job is finally finished. According to the ESPN Fantasy App, my beloved fantasy football franchise: Team FuckChris (Chris is a douchebag) has claimed their spot atop the Armchair Experts Fantasy Football League (AEFFL). TeamFuckChris defeated the Q’Anon Shamen after the life-threatening injury to Damar Hamlin took place in the Bills-Bengals game…