Category: NFL
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Denver Broncos Season Preview
It’s officially time to welcome back the people’s champ, Russell Wilson. We have to celebrate everyone’s favorite quarterback in the proper manner. As an impressionable young man, it really does inspire me the way Russell Wilson conducts himself on and off the field. He’s such a perfect human being and probably the most genuine down…
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Cowboys Training Camp Mania
We interrupt your daily program of previewing different team’s seasons to bring you news and updates from the Dallas Cowboys training camp. We are so fucking back baby!! The boys in blue (and silver) have been making waves on social media and I’m here to drink the kool-aid and pour some honey all over you…
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Las Vegas Raiders Season Preview
I’ve always had a soft spot for the Oakland Las Vegas Raiders. For one, they have the second-best uniforms in the NFL (behind the Cowboys of course). The silver and black absolutley FUCKS- you just can’t beat it (except for the Cowboys of course). The problem is, the actual team on the field wearing the…
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Cincinatti Bengals Season Preview
Finally, a team in the AFC North that doesn’t want to make me gouge my eyes out with a seraded blade when I watch their offense. For years, the Bengals absolutely fit that description but they’ve managed to flip the script in recent times. I give 90% of the credit to the new sheriff Joe…
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Pittsburgh Steelers Season Preview
It’s time to talk about one of my least favorite franchises in the league: The Pittsburgh Steelers. As a Cowboys fan, it would be against my moral code to have any positive thoughts about the Steelers. The only compliment I’ll ever give them is that when we play them they provide an elite uniform matchup.…
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Baltimore Ravens Season Preview
Nevermore, said the Raven. The Baltimore Ravens, the blue-collar crew of the NFL. I don’t know how it happened but the AFC North somehow adopted the Big 10 mindset of football which is ground and pound/never throw the fucking ball. Normally that outdated style is quite boring to watch but thankfully Baltimore weaponizes star running…
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Cleveland Browns Season Preview
My name is Cleveland Brownnnn, and I am proud to beeeeeee. The NFL’s ugliest franchise has somehow managed to be semi-relevant for the last 5 or so years. It all started when they drafted Baker Mayfield back in 2018. That pick certainly looked good for a while, but once it went downhill it fell apart…
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Miami Dolphins Season Preview
Pitbull’s favorite football team had a pretty solid 2022. They unveiled first-time head coach and notorious stoner-boy, Mike McDaniel, to the world for the first time. For the most part he did not disappoint as the Dolphins deployed one of the most explosive offenses in the NFL. There were some inconsistincies along the way, but…
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Buffalo Bills Season Preview
Wheels up, it’s time to start circling those wagons. The NFL’s cinderella story is back for 2023 and I’m here to put those glass shoes on Josh Allen’s feet. It will be hard to predict what we have in store for the Bills this year. Thankfully, I am no coward, and bravely step up to…
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New England Patriots Season Preview
Unfortunately it’s time to evaluate everyone’s favorite dynasty, the New England Tom Brady’s. Only this time, the golden mascot boy is no longer with us. Are we sad? No we are not. His reign of bullshit luck and terror is finally over in the National Football League. While he’s been away from the Patriots for…
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