Category: NFL
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Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview
Jacksonville, Sacksonville, Wacksonville, I’m not sure which approach to use with the 2023 Jags. From the day of my inception, I don’t think there has been an NFL team that I have watched less than the Jacksonville Jaguars. I’m not 100% why, but it’s likely a combination of them never being on TV, being ass,…
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Indianapolis Colts Season Preview
What can we expect from the Indianapolis Colts in 2023? That’s what I’m here to tell you. I can guarantee lots of cocaine, alchohol, and sexual escorts for the owner, Jim Irsay. Still not sure what that means for the team on the field, but I can almost guarantee you they won’t be as exciting…
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Houston Texans Season Preview
Ah, the Houston Texans. One of the NFL’s most beloved and popular franchises. We’ve seen nothing but success from these warm-bodied Texans ever since their inception back in 1999-2000. 23 years of pure dominance. Why should we expect anything different this season? I know everyone was laughing at that criminally sarcastic opening, but we all…
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Tennessee Titans Season Preview
Time to start my season preview of every NFL team. I’ve delayed as long as I could but now it seems I don’t have a choice. I’ve completed about 32 fantasy football mock drafts and even that hasn’t curbed my itch for more football. I seriously doubt writing about the Tennessee Titans is going to…
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Do the Cowboys Have the Next Aaron Donald?
Boy oh boy, I’ve seen some spectacular things in my life. Probably at #1 on that list, is new Dallas Cowboy and future NFL Hall of Famer, Mazi Smith breaking MichiGAIN’s machines in the weight room. I had heard rumblings of this story before the draft, but this tweet really caught my eye. “Next Aaron…
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Dallas Cowboys Draft Review
The NFL Draft is one of the best times of the year. It’s like Christmas in April. It’s the few days of the year where every NFL franchise has hope, no matter how disastrous they have been for the last 20 years. Every fanbase is jerking off to the idea of finally landing that one…
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Will the Cowboys Draft a WR?
It’s time to take a break from the hardwood and get back on the gridiron. With the NFL Draft quickly approaching, my mind can’t help but wonder what my beloved Dallas Cowboys will do. We’ve been pretty solid at drafting in the last decade, definitely better than most teams. Off the dome I’d say were…
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Dallas Cowboys Trade for Brandin Cooks!
Whoop whoop it looks like we have anudder trade down in D-town. The Cowboys have sent a 2023 5th and 2024 6th in exchange for WR Brandin Cooks. My reaction: Let’s go Brandon! I’m not going to be one of those losers that pretends they’ve watched any Texans games over the last few years, they’re…
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Dallas Cowboys Trade for Stephon Gilmore!!
Let’s fucking GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I could not believe my eyes when I opened Twitter to the news that Stephon Gilmore was now a Dallas Cowboy, for the low price of a 5th round pick, nice! I wish we could trade all our 5th round picks for guys of this caliber. Once again, it really just doesn’t…
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Jalen Ramsey Traded to Miami for a Bag of Doritos
Well, I guess the LA Rams woke up this morning and said “I want to know what poverty feels like.” They pulled the trigger on a trade that sent a 28 yr/old All-Pro corner in exchange for a 3rd round pick and a TE I’ve never heard of. What a haul! As a Cowboys fan,…
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