Category: FOOTBALL
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Cowboys Get Whomped by Buffalo in front of America
It’s a sad day it’s a bad day. America’s favorite team got shredded like wet paper in front of America this Sunday afternoon and for the 4th time this season my week is ruined. Let’s recap what happened to create one of the darkest days in American history. Looking back, this game was basically over…
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Monday Night Football Double Header Pick-a-palooza
The only redeeming quality about this Monday is that we get not 1 but TWO Monday Night Football games to make us forget about the previous 10 hours of hell. I wouldn’t say any primetime games featuring the Giants and Titans are great but we have come to accept that MNF and TNF are Roger…
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Cowboys Dominate Eagles on SNF
Cry Eagles Cry Baby!!! Tonight was our get back game against the trashiest and most annoying fanbase in the entire NFL. There’s nothing I love more than watching Nick Sirianni’s stupid fucking face pout on the sideline. It was nice to get our lick back on National TV after the bullshit that ensued a month…
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Monday Night Football Best Bets
I’m absolutely reeling from a piss-poor performance yesterday. Turns out my strategy of picking and choosing which home dawgs make sense and which don’t is actually not an effective gambling methodology. Nevertheless, I am here to redeem myself and chase my losses with the Passtronaught- let’s fly. Vikings -3 vs. Bears Alexander Mattison any time…
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NFL Week 12 Perfect Picks
Thanksgiving treated us well with a 2-1 day. I was a fool to think Geno Smith would be able to not suck on a national TV game. The 9ers are back to being juggernaughts which sucks for me personally. I can’t stand Brock Purdy or that overloaded ass team, I hope they go on another…
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Thanksgiving Picks of the Century
It’s the best day of year. I for one am thankful for football, gambling, and most of all the Dallas Cowboys. America realizes what’s good for the world is watching the Boys in Silver and Blue every Thanksgiving so we can watch the best team in the world. Let’s make this Thanksgiving even better by…
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NFL Sunday Week 11 Best Bets
I’m back. If we pretend last weekend did not happen then I’ve been having a pretty good season so far. I’m too lazy to go back and look what my actual record will be but in my head I’m shooting around 60%. It also turns out that TJ Hockenson was indeed NOT on a snap…
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NFL Week 10 Super Locks
It’s been a good last few weeks for me gambling wise. I’m trying to ride the positive momentum from lady luck combined with the Sooners finally catching a W yesterday. Could I potentiCincally redeem myself after last weeks historically bad sports weekend for me? I can’t think of a better time to go undefeated than…
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Thursday Night Football Best Bets
Thursday Night Football is just the fucking worst. The Bears and the Panthers?? Are you fucking SERIOUS? The Bears have been on my TV during primetime too many times this season. Football is arguably the best thing in the entire world and they do their damndest to make me hate it. Justin Fields still isn’t…
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NFL Week 9 Piping Hot Locks
I’m still recovering from post-Bedlam depresssion, so today I’m forcing myself one limb at a time to find the courage to make these picks. It’s with a heavy heart that I must deliver 5-0 at minimum. This is my flu game, my mona lisa, my game 1 of the 2018 Finals. LA Rams +3.5 @…
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