Category: FOOTBALL
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LA Rams Season Preview
I used to have a soft spot for the St. Louis Rams. Then they took a cool franchise and moved them out to dirty ass Los Angeles for a quick buck. Gross. The fans of St. Louis deserve so much better than that. I’ll never forget when the Rams made the super bowl in 2018…
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Arizona Cardinals Season Preview
I have officially moved on to the NFC West, and boy oh boy I’m not fucking looking forward to this. The NFC West is an absolute shithole in 2023, and there is no bigger pile of shit than the Arizona Cardinals. I’m a big Kyler Murray fan, and unfortunately the tides and narratives have turned…
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Minnesota Vikings Season Preview
SKOL, SKOL, SKOL. Who doesn’t love themselves some good ole Minnesota Vikings? This team never hurt anybody (except for you New Orleans). Kirk Cousins approval rating has absolutely skyrocketed the last few years due to him being a genuinely corny dad-like figure. He’s not the Russell Wilson “try to be Future” type corny though it…
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Detroit Lions Season Preview
Unfortunately for the state of Michigan, the Lions have been the bottom feeders of the NFL since pretty much forever. I cannot remember a single good season from them (except last year) in over 20 years of living. They’ve managed to throw away all-time great talents like Barry Sanders and Calvin Johnson with pretty much…
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Chicago Bears Season Preview
Chicago is the land of never-ending pain for football fans. If you even whisper the name Cody Parkey around there it triggers severe depression and anx mixed with a dab of hatred. The problem is Bears fans are now filled with hope because of their darling new 08 Justin Flelds. Could it finally be the…
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Green Bay Packers Season Preview
Break out the estrogen shots, it’s transitioning time for the Green Bay Packers. That sick fuck Aaron Rodgers has finally departed and the world is a better place for it. Unfortunately he’s still playing football but at least he’s away from the NFC and can’t hurt me anymore (unless it’s the super bowl). Now they’ll…
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Atlanta Falcons Season Preview
Here we go with another franchise I despise: the Atlanta Falcons. I’ve filed many grievances with this franchise over the years for various crimes against my well-being. First, they wanted to blow a 28-3 lead in the super bowl to that kid-kissing freak Tom Brady with the biggest choke in modern sports history. Nowadays they’re…
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Carolina Panthers Season Preview
It’s time to review what we expect from Bryce Young and the Carolina Panthers. Spoiler alert: I have no fucking clue. The good news is, the division is complete dogshit and I think Frank Reich still has a chance to prove he’s a solid coach. The bad news is the Panthers are apart of that dogshit…
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview
The days of Tompa Bay are officially over. The Hall of Fame ken doll finally walked away from the game (for the second time) back on February 1st (again). He was pretty ass last year but I’m still expecting the drop off to Baker Mayfield and/or Kyle Trask to be pretty spectacular. Baker has been…
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New Orleans Saints Season Preview
The Cajun Cowboys, the boys in the Bayou. The superdome chromosomes. All of these things can describe the 2023 New Orleans Saints. Who Dat nation has been looking for brighter days ever since their lord and savior Drew Brees finally stepped away from the game for good. His shoulder may have been hanging by the…
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