Category: FOOTBALL
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Miami Dolphins Season Preview
Pitbull’s favorite football team had a pretty solid 2022. They unveiled first-time head coach and notorious stoner-boy, Mike McDaniel, to the world for the first time. For the most part he did not disappoint as the Dolphins deployed one of the most explosive offenses in the NFL. There were some inconsistincies along the way, but…
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Buffalo Bills Season Preview
Wheels up, it’s time to start circling those wagons. The NFL’s cinderella story is back for 2023 and I’m here to put those glass shoes on Josh Allen’s feet. It will be hard to predict what we have in store for the Bills this year. Thankfully, I am no coward, and bravely step up to…
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New England Patriots Season Preview
Unfortunately it’s time to evaluate everyone’s favorite dynasty, the New England Tom Brady’s. Only this time, the golden mascot boy is no longer with us. Are we sad? No we are not. His reign of bullshit luck and terror is finally over in the National Football League. While he’s been away from the Patriots for…
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Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview
Jacksonville, Sacksonville, Wacksonville, I’m not sure which approach to use with the 2023 Jags. From the day of my inception, I don’t think there has been an NFL team that I have watched less than the Jacksonville Jaguars. I’m not 100% why, but it’s likely a combination of them never being on TV, being ass,…
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Indianapolis Colts Season Preview
What can we expect from the Indianapolis Colts in 2023? That’s what I’m here to tell you. I can guarantee lots of cocaine, alchohol, and sexual escorts for the owner, Jim Irsay. Still not sure what that means for the team on the field, but I can almost guarantee you they won’t be as exciting…
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Houston Texans Season Preview
Ah, the Houston Texans. One of the NFL’s most beloved and popular franchises. We’ve seen nothing but success from these warm-bodied Texans ever since their inception back in 1999-2000. 23 years of pure dominance. Why should we expect anything different this season? I know everyone was laughing at that criminally sarcastic opening, but we all…
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Tennessee Titans Season Preview
Time to start my season preview of every NFL team. I’ve delayed as long as I could but now it seems I don’t have a choice. I’ve completed about 32 fantasy football mock drafts and even that hasn’t curbed my itch for more football. I seriously doubt writing about the Tennessee Titans is going to…
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Do the Cowboys Have the Next Aaron Donald?
Boy oh boy, I’ve seen some spectacular things in my life. Probably at #1 on that list, is new Dallas Cowboy and future NFL Hall of Famer, Mazi Smith breaking MichiGAIN’s machines in the weight room. I had heard rumblings of this story before the draft, but this tweet really caught my eye. “Next Aaron…
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Predicting Every OU Football Game in 2023
The dead season is really starting to get to me. We are 66 days out until the first OU football game of 2023. I’m trying to enjoy life and not rush the summer but God DAMNIT a brother is starving (sports wise, not horny wise). I miss football so much, and I’ve been going through…
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OU Football 2024 Schedule Has Dropped
As you all know, the Oklahoma Sooners and the Texas University Longhorns have left for the SEC. I’ve been against this move since it happened due to the death of tradition and rivalries that we forged over decades in the Big 12 but whatever. No one is here to read my bitching (if anyone is…
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