Category: SATIRE
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Super Bowl Review
CRY EAGLES CRYYYYYYYYYYYY. FUCK YOU NICK SIRIANNI, YOU DESERVE To LOSE COWARD!!! What joy I had last night watching Phillydelphia dreams fall apart in real-time. It’s even sweeter that they lost on a “controversial” holding call leaving them feeling robbed. They’ll forever be wondering what their offense could’ve done with the ball, and I’ll forever…
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Kyrie Irving Traded to Dallas Mavericks
Raise the banner. Kyrie Irving has officially been shipped off to D-town. I correctly predicted this in my previous blog so good job by me. Personally, I would have preferred Kyrie go to the Lakers but as I’ve learned many times in my life- shit does not go my way. I think Dallas deserves some…
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Sean Payton to Broncos, Demeco Ryans to Texans
It is officially coach-poach season. It happens every year, I get to watch franchises who just suffered demoralizing seasons do their best to pivot and finally find the coach who will carry them to the promise land. Sean Payton’s face has been slapped on my Twitter feed for months now. Lots of rumors about him…
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