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    NBA Thursday Best Bets

    I’ve been away on a long hiatus due to vacation and a disturbingly painful illness. Nevertheless, I have been locked in to the world of NBA basketball. Just yesterday I was able to witness the glorious King James dominate the 4th quarter against the Clippers with a vintage GOAT performance. Can he follow it up…

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    NBA Wednesday Picks

    I’m running SUPER close on time here but I’m an extremely fast typer so I should be able to get my Wednesday NBA picks out on time (just kidding, these games are all on Thursday). Once or twice a week I’ll post a blog with some basketball picks for that night. If we have a…

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    Super Bowl Best Bets

    It’s the final time for the 2023 NFL season that we’ll be able to put money on a football game. That means I’ll be sad until September begrudgingly rolls back around. I still have basketball season for another few months before the purgatory really begins. Still, let’s try and enjoy this super bowl by making…

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    Super Bowl Preview

    I took a hiatus last week due to my currently rotting in piss. Nevertheless, I am DONE with being a coward and it’s time to reinvigorate this blog that 10s of people read every year. Let’s do a quick preview of the Super Bowl before I give out my gambling picks later this week. The…

  • NFL Conference Title Weekend Picks

    Today is conference championship Sunday. We’ve honestly got two great matchups between the Lions/Niners and Chiefs/Ravens. I’m definitely more excited for the AFC game because it features the 2 best QBs in the league in Mahomes and Lamar. The Lions and Niners boast strong rosters but I still think they’re trotting out two bozos at…

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    NFL Divisional Saturday Picks

    It’s officially Divisional Round weekend. My heart is still in pieces after the ultimate Cowboys letdown and Mike McCarthy retention news but I must continue to press on. There aren’t many people in this world as tough as me anymore. Shoutout to myself for displaying extreme bravery and courage this past week. Let’s focus on…

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    Mike McCarthy is Staying Another Year

    Welp, 2024 is already another year down the shitter. I didn’t think it could get any worse after Sunday’s debacle against the Packers until Jerry Jones just announced that Mike McCarthy is coming back for ANOTHER year. I fucking hate my life. Cowboys fans have been suffering for a long time now, but I don’t…

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    Wild Card Weekend Saturday Picks

    The NFL Playoffs are finally upon us. We have actually been blessed with a pretty exciting opening weekend with some solid matchups in the wild card. Aside from being forced to watch the Steelers this weekend I’d say just about every team deserves to be here. Let’s see where we can make some money on…

  • NFL Saturday Perfect Picks

    We are being blessed with another NFL Saturday. The downside of that blessing is we have to watch the Steelers (gross) and the Ravens without Lamar (gross). The primetime game between the Xans and Colts is literally a playoff game and the main event- it better live up to the hype or I’ll have wasted…

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    Oklahoma Blows the Alamo Bowl to Arizona

    2023 is officially not the year to remember the Alamo. The Oklahoma Sooners squared off against the Arizona Wildcats in San Antonio for a Big 12 vs. Pac 12 (RIP) shoot out. This was kind of a momentus day in OU football history: it was the official debut of 5 star freshman QB Jackson Arnold.…