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The Mavericks Have Officially Blown It
LMAOOOOOOOOO. The impossible has happened. The Dallas Mavericks have officially been eliminated from the PLAY-IN. Who could’ve seen this coming? If only there was an extremely smart man who could have written a blog after the Kyrie Irving trade detailing why that wasn’t gonna work and the season was in shambles. If only we knew…
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NBA Tuesday Picks Preview
Welp, we finally took a hit this past Sunday with a 1-2 record on the day. I knew it in my heart the Mavs were going to let me down, but I went with them anyway. The biggest pain is, they were actually the right pick. They had like 4 free throws down 2 to…
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Los Angeles Lakers Playoff Outlook
Wow, what a roller coaster this game was. I thought we were toast when AD laid on the ground for 45 minutes after hurting his ankle, but then he did something I didn’t even know was possible: he persevered. He stayed in that fucking game and delivered exactly what I knew he could. The Finals…
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NBA Friday Picks Preview
Get ready boys, tomorrow is FINALLY FriYAY. Let me tell ya, it’s been a tough week. Being caught up in the American work machine has really got ya boy down. I’m hunched over, got carpel tunnel, and slowly losing my eyesight day by day. Nevertheless! I WILL deliver my perfect analysis on the current state…
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NBA Wednesday Picks Preview
Well, I’d like to say I’m returning to this segment in blazing glory, but unfortunately, that is not the case. I went 1/3 this Sunday thanks to a couple of pathetic showings from certain players on certain teams. I don’t want to name names, but everyone’s favorite player, ADisgrace, made a cameo appearance. Nevertheless, I…
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Sunday NBA Picks
It is said that we are supposed to rest on the Sabbath. Well, whoever said that clearly had never experienced the thrill of sweating out spreads on a classic NBA Sunday. As a fat friend of mine once said, it’s time to get into the nitty-gritty. LA Lakers -3.5 vs. Chicago. BKN Nets +1.5 at…
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Lakers Electrocute OKC Thunder
Goooooooooooooood morning Laker nation (it’s not morning anymore). How does it feel? How does it feel waking up on this sweet sweet Saturday morning knowing that the Los Angeles Lakers are FINALLY a .500 basketball team. Get ready LA, it’s time to start prepping for the ring ceremony in October. March 24th was a must-win…
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Lakers Playoff Hopes Dwindling
It brings me great sadness to be writing this blog today. I thought we had it. I thought we fucking had it. The chances at the 6 seed were looking so promising, with a stretch against the Knicks, Mavs (without Luka), Rockets, and Magic coming up. I would say even without Lebron, the Lakers should…
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Dallas Cowboys Trade for Brandin Cooks!
Whoop whoop it looks like we have anudder trade down in D-town. The Cowboys have sent a 2023 5th and 2024 6th in exchange for WR Brandin Cooks. My reaction: Let’s go Brandon! I’m not going to be one of those losers that pretends they’ve watched any Texans games over the last few years, they’re…
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March Madness Has ARRIVED
One of the best months of the year is officially in full go. March is easily a top 5 month, mostly because of its versatility. We’ve got the end of winter/start of spring, spring break, St. Patty’s Day, the color green, Alexandra Daddario’s birthday, and most importantly the NCAA March Madness tournament. God I love…
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