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    Dallas Cowboys Trade for Stephon Gilmore!!

    Let’s fucking GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I could not believe my eyes when I opened Twitter to the news that Stephon Gilmore was now a Dallas Cowboy, for the low price of a 5th round pick, nice! I wish we could trade all our 5th round picks for guys of this caliber. Once again, it really just doesn’t…

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    Jalen Ramsey Traded to Miami for a Bag of Doritos

    Well, I guess the LA Rams woke up this morning and said “I want to know what poverty feels like.” They pulled the trigger on a trade that sent a 28 yr/old All-Pro corner in exchange for a 3rd round pick and a TE I’ve never heard of. What a haul! As a Cowboys fan,…

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    Chicago Bears FLEECE the Carolina Panthers

    Big news taking over the NFL world today. The Chicago Bears did the unthinkable and actually traded away the #1 pick to the Carolina Panthers. Let’s break it down. D.J. Moore is an absolute fucking beast, excellent job by the front office. The trio of Moore, Claypool (fuck Claypool), and Mooney is pretty damn solid.…

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    Anthony Richardson is Combine GOAT

    I think we have a new #1 overall pick. This weekend, Anthony Richardson showed why he deserves to have his name called off the board first in this year’s draft. He broke the combine record for vertical with 40.5″ and tied the broad jump record of 10’9″. Wow! If there are two things I want…

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    Lebron James OUT Indefinitely

    Son of a BITCH! I am so sorry Laker Nation, this L falls on my shoulders. This blog has been parading the LakeShow around like a prize show puppy since the trade deadline, and now I have reverse-jinxed us into oblivion. The Lakers were so back, and now we are very not back. Does God…

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    Tommy Fury Defeats Jake Paul

    Fuck I’m so late on this. The day has finally come. Jake Paul has officially taken an L as a “professional” boxer. I’d say a good chunk of the world has been waiting on this one. This guy has proven over and over to be one of the most unlikeable people on planet Earth. I’d…

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    Mavericks Blow a 27-Point Lead to Lakers

    My genius is pretty much undeniable at this point. Right after the trade deadline I wrote about how back the Lakers were. I was ridiculued, called a clown and a fool for that take. Well, the losers and haters are sick and furious today. They were celebrating early in the second quarter when the Mavs…

  • Alabama Basketball Controversey

    I’m pretty sure by this point everyone who follows college sports has been swept up in the shitstorm surrounding the Bama basketball program the last few days. I don’t feel like retelling the whole story, but basically two players on their team are connected to a murder. The big talking point has been projected lottery…

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    Russell Westbrook Signs with the Clippers

    Hum Diddly Doo would ya look at that. Russell Westbrick is sitting his ass right back in LA after being bought out by the Jazz. Why would the Clippers do this you might ask? I have no fucking idea! I respect his heart, but Westbrook was single-handedly tanking the Laker’s season. It’s like he placed…

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    Mac McLung Wins the Dunk Contest

    The NBA Dunk Contest is something that has been in steady decline for several years now. I don’t think we’ve had a good one since the Aaron Gordon/Zach Lavine days when those boys Christened All-Star Weekend with cool-ass dunks. I remember being a little boy and watching Nate Robinson and Dwight Howard go at it…