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    Are the Lakers Back?

    That is the million dollar question. I sit here in my Fortnite party with a fellow LakeShowBro and we just declared: It’s playoff time baby. After Big Peen Pelinka went 200 IQ on the trade deadline and got everyone’s favorite franchise back on the path to title town. I’m pretty sure they are currently 2-1…

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    Super Bowl Review

    CRY EAGLES CRYYYYYYYYYYYY. FUCK YOU NICK SIRIANNI, YOU DESERVE To LOSE COWARD!!! What joy I had last night watching Phillydelphia dreams fall apart in real-time. It’s even sweeter that they lost on a “controversial” holding call leaving them feeling robbed. They’ll forever be wondering what their offense could’ve done with the ball, and I’ll forever…

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    Super Bowl Preview

    Anyone with a brain knows that once football starts in the fall, Sunday becomes the de-facto best day of the week. Once that happens, we spend 20 weeks building up to the ultimate Sunday: The Super Bowl. Sadly this year, like every year, my beloved Dallas Cowboys will not be playing in the Big Game.…

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    NBA Trade Deadline Madness

    One of the greatest days of the year came and went like a wet dream today. The NBA trade deadline almost always blesses sports fans with random and exciting trades for no reason. Most of the time there’s like 1-2 blockbusters involving game-changing players, and the other 90% are role guys that we weirdly get…

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    Will Lebron Break Kareem’s Record Tonight?

    It’s a potential monumental night in sports history. Lebron is 36 points away from becoming the NBA’s all-time leading scorer. I’ve been a Bronsexual for as long as I can remember. From the early Cavs days to Miami (the best Lebron period), back to Cleveland, and now to Los Angeles. I have stuck by his…

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    Kyrie Irving Traded to Dallas Mavericks

    Raise the banner. Kyrie Irving has officially been shipped off to D-town. I correctly predicted this in my previous blog so good job by me. Personally, I would have preferred Kyrie go to the Lakers but as I’ve learned many times in my life- shit does not go my way. I think Dallas deserves some…

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    Kyrie Irving Requests Trade Out Of Brooklyn

    The unthinkable happened today. This afternoon, Kyrie Irving set NBA Twitter ablaze when he shockingly announced his request to be traded out of Brooklyn. There is no way anyone could have seen this coming, and now the Kyrie sweepstakes are underway. I honestly can’t think of a single NBA franchise that wouldn’t want to deplete…

  • Dallas Moves on From Kellen Moore

    The baby-faced Cowboy assassin is offically gone. I’m honestly not sure how to feel about this one so I’ll keep it short. At first, when I got that Bleacher Report notification, my chest swelled with happiness. Finally, it seemed like someone was pissed off at some of the dumb shit we’d been doing on the…

  • Dallas Cowboys Offseason Outlook

    It pains me to no end that I am writing this article 3 weeks before the super bowl, but here we are. The Cowboys lost this past weekend in devastating fashion to the Niners and now the world is laughing at us again. The only way to keep my sanity is to picture us making…

  • Yes, The Cowboys Broke My Heart Again

    Easily the hardest blog I’ve had to write so far, even though I’ve written it in my head 22 times now. This evening the Cowboys lost to the 49ers 19-12. I’m not in a good mindset right now, but I’m going to try extremely hard to recap this game and fight through the agony. Dallas…