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AVATAR: The Way of Water Review
WARNING: This is a SPOILER Reivew. For the illiterate people that means DON’T READ if you HAVEN’T SEEN this movie. It’s been like 13 years since the debut of the #1 highest-grossing movie of all time, Avatar. That movie was so fucking awesome back then, and it’s still fucking awesome today. I’ve been waiting for…
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Brandon Staley Belongs in Prison
I know we’re all thinking it. This past weekend, everyone’s favorite fuck-ups, the San Diego* Chargers blew a 27-0 lead to the…. Jags. That would be my opening testimony during my prosecution of Brandon Staley if I were a Chargers fan. How can something like this possibly happen. The world was watching Trevor Lawrence set…
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Cowboys vs. Bucs Game Review
Welp, we got one boys. After four long years the Cowboys finally secured a playoff victory against Tompa Bay. Also, finally beat Tom Brady for the first time ever. That’s a solid A+ night in my book. We started out rocky as fuck (no surprise there) with a couple 3 and outs. Then, Dak went…
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Is Kirby Smart a threat to National Security?
Alright, some weird shit has been going on, and I’m not the only one whose been noticing. Since the Georgia Bulldawgs emabarssed the Hypno Toads 65-7 in the CFB National Championship, a lot of the UGA players have taken to Twitter to share their outlook on this season. MULTIPLE players have been quoted saying “ya’ll…
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Will the Cowboys Break my Heart again?
Well, it’s that time of year again. I’m about to enter the black hole of depression that I fall into every year for the 23rd time: the NFL playoffs. Now, fortunately for my mental health the Cowboys haven’t made the playoffs every year since my birth. They manage to break it a little sooner fairly…
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Embrace the Armchair
Have you ever felt like the smartest guy in the room? Ever watch Undisputed: Skip and Shannon and think: “I could easily do that” and “fuck Skip Bayless” ? If so, welcome to Heaven (this is not a religious post). I’ve been an Armchair Expert my entire life. I’ve never lost a sports debate and…
