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  • Sooners Blow it in Final Bedlam

    It’s another sad day and it’s another bad day. The Oklahoma Sooners offically lose the final Bedlam (for now) to little brother OSU in a heartbreaker. It’s our 2nd loss in a row now and 2nd in 3 years to OSU. I have many sad thoughts. At first it seemed like this game was gonna…

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    Lakers FINALLY Beat Clippers

    It feels like it’s been fucking years since I could write that sentence above. It’s ironic, because the Clippers haven’t had playoff success anywhere near Lakers’ level in the Kawhi/PG era but they always win the head to head. Now they are the proud claimers of one James Harden (retarded?)- playoff success is just ahead!…

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    NFL Week 8 Mortal Locks

    I’ve suffered enough this weekend. OU Football loses in tragic fashion, pretty sure I lost all my Thursday picks, and I struck out at the bars again. The only way to redeem myself is an undefeated Sunday to pick up the pieces. We only can move forward, one step at a time. Minnesota Vikings -1.5…

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    Nuggets Beat Lakers on NBA Opening Night

    Cancel the season. The Lakers season is already in the shitter after one game. At least that’s what my moron friends are already telling me in our toxic group chat that only infuriates me. I need better friends and a better NBA franchise to support. Even with the Laker’s new additions this game felt a…

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    NFL Week 7 Mortal Locks

    I’m just gonna have to pretend that Thursday Night didn’t happen. Calvin Ridley Over 80 yards might be one of the worse picks of my career after he had 1 catch for 5 yards. Derek Carr has proven he’s one of the worst QBs in the NFL and also one of the most obnoxious and…

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    Thursday Night Football Locks of the Century

    For once we actually have a decent TNF Game. The Jags and Saints aren’t great but at leas there are entertaining athletes on both teams that could possibly keep out eyes attended to the TV for one fucking Thursday. Of course, that probably means we’ll get treated to a 10-7 game since we can’t have…

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    Cowboys Beat Chargers on MNF

    I can’t even be happy about this win. Actually, I guess a little part of me can still be happy about a Cowboys W but this one was filled with rage and sadness. Mike McCarthy has brought out a fury in me that I didn’t know I had. The Cowboys offense is one of the…

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    NFL Week 6 Mortal Locks

    Thursday Night Football was a success in my eyes. Went 3-2 on the picks with 1 of those being a hail mary defensive touchdown so that basically doesn’t count. Even with Denver’s crap defense I might have overestimated KC’s offense to this point in the season- the lack of weapons is disturbing. Regardless, I was…

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    Thursday Night Football Mortal Locks

    God I’m fucking hot. I went 4-1 on my last Sunday locks post and like a teenage girl in a school zone I don’t show any signs of slowing down. Thursday Night Football in week 6 features the Broncos and the Chiefs. It’s a sick fucking joke that Roger Goodell put Russell Wilson on primetime…

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    49ers Crush Cowboys on SNF

    It’s a sad day it’s a bad day. I’m barely 24 hours removed from the glorious RRR victory and I’m already sad again. The NFL purposely put us on Sunday Night Football against the 49ers who clearly have our number after the last 2 playoff losses. At least those games were competitive, tonight the 49ers…