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Atlanta Falcons Season Preview
Here we go with another franchise I despise: the Atlanta Falcons. I’ve filed many grievances with this franchise over the years for various crimes against my well-being. First, they wanted to blow a 28-3 lead in the super bowl to that kid-kissing freak Tom Brady with the biggest choke in modern sports history. Nowadays they’re…
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Carolina Panthers Season Preview
It’s time to review what we expect from Bryce Young and the Carolina Panthers. Spoiler alert: I have no fucking clue. The good news is, the division is complete dogshit and I think Frank Reich still has a chance to prove he’s a solid coach. The bad news is the Panthers are apart of that dogshit…
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview
The days of Tompa Bay are officially over. The Hall of Fame ken doll finally walked away from the game (for the second time) back on February 1st (again). He was pretty ass last year but I’m still expecting the drop off to Baker Mayfield and/or Kyle Trask to be pretty spectacular. Baker has been…
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New Orleans Saints Season Preview
The Cajun Cowboys, the boys in the Bayou. The superdome chromosomes. All of these things can describe the 2023 New Orleans Saints. Who Dat nation has been looking for brighter days ever since their lord and savior Drew Brees finally stepped away from the game for good. His shoulder may have been hanging by the…
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Kansas City Chiefs Season Preview
Now we have to talk about the defending Super Bowl champs. Oh wow, I wonder what we could be expecting from them this season… I don’t hate the Chiefs but if they keep up this reign of dominance, Nick Wright is going to turn me against them more every single day. I’m not sure if…
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LA Chargers Season Preview
Oh the dirty dirty LA Chargers. The former pride of San Diego tragically decided to move to the nasty streets of Los Angeles where absolutely nobody cares about this fucking team. I’ll neevr understand why teams decide to betray their hometown cities and loyal fanbases for the most oversaturated sports market in the entire world…
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Denver Broncos Season Preview
It’s officially time to welcome back the people’s champ, Russell Wilson. We have to celebrate everyone’s favorite quarterback in the proper manner. As an impressionable young man, it really does inspire me the way Russell Wilson conducts himself on and off the field. He’s such a perfect human being and probably the most genuine down…
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Cowboys Training Camp Mania
We interrupt your daily program of previewing different team’s seasons to bring you news and updates from the Dallas Cowboys training camp. We are so fucking back baby!! The boys in blue (and silver) have been making waves on social media and I’m here to drink the kool-aid and pour some honey all over you…
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Las Vegas Raiders Season Preview
I’ve always had a soft spot for the Oakland Las Vegas Raiders. For one, they have the second-best uniforms in the NFL (behind the Cowboys of course). The silver and black absolutley FUCKS- you just can’t beat it (except for the Cowboys of course). The problem is, the actual team on the field wearing the…
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Cincinatti Bengals Season Preview
Finally, a team in the AFC North that doesn’t want to make me gouge my eyes out with a seraded blade when I watch their offense. For years, the Bengals absolutely fit that description but they’ve managed to flip the script in recent times. I give 90% of the credit to the new sheriff Joe…
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