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Tennessee Titans Season Preview
Time to start my season preview of every NFL team. I’ve delayed as long as I could but now it seems I don’t have a choice. I’ve completed about 32 fantasy football mock drafts and even that hasn’t curbed my itch for more football. I seriously doubt writing about the Tennessee Titans is going to…
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Do the Cowboys Have the Next Aaron Donald?
Boy oh boy, I’ve seen some spectacular things in my life. Probably at #1 on that list, is new Dallas Cowboy and future NFL Hall of Famer, Mazi Smith breaking MichiGAIN’s machines in the weight room. I had heard rumblings of this story before the draft, but this tweet really caught my eye. “Next Aaron…
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Predicting Every OU Football Game in 2023
The dead season is really starting to get to me. We are 66 days out until the first OU football game of 2023. I’m trying to enjoy life and not rush the summer but God DAMNIT a brother is starving (sports wise, not horny wise). I miss football so much, and I’ve been going through…
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NBA Draft Review
The NBA Draft was last night, and Jesus Christ it was a fucking snooze fest. I was hoping for at least 3.5 Woj bombs where some unhappy superstars could catch a breath of fresh air on a new squad. It makes me and everyone else in the world so excited when they list those trade…
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Victor Wembamyama will be a BUST
The NBA Draft is approaching quickly. It’s been one of the more hyped up drafts in recent memory, due to a highly regarded top 3. I’m here to declare that 2 out of these 3 prospects are complete frauds, and I have the scientific proof to back it up. Prepare for foolproof analysis. Let’s start…
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Bradley Beal Traded to Phoenix
The Phoenix Suns have made another trade. After acquiring Kevin Durant mid-season this year, they’ve immediately turned around and traded for another star. Heroic playoff performer Bradley Beal is the newest member of the Suns big 4 (if you count Deandre Ayton). Phoenix is infected head to toe with new owner syndrome. They haven’t stopped…
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OU Football 2024 Schedule Has Dropped
As you all know, the Oklahoma Sooners and the Texas University Longhorns have left for the SEC. I’ve been against this move since it happened due to the death of tradition and rivalries that we forged over decades in the Big 12 but whatever. No one is here to read my bitching (if anyone is…
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Blind MLB Picks
If anyone knows me, they know I absolutely fucking hate baseball. It is so boring and so slow, and the thought of sitting through 4 hours of that shit makes me want to blow my brains out. Thank God for the new pitch clock. I’ve been to 3 MLB games in my life and fallen…
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Denver Wins NBA Finals
It’s officially official: the Denver Nuggets have claimed the 2023 NBA Title. It was a gross, ugly game 5 that had me shadow-boxing my TV, but at least we got some solid entertainment this Monday night. There was a lot of Jokic, a lot of Jimmy Butler choking (more on that later), and a lot…
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Zion Williamson: Sex Addict?
Once upon a time the year was 2019. The NBA Draft was coming up, and it had 2 of the most anticipated prospects in recent memory: Zion Williamson and Ja Morant. These high-flying human highlight reels were about to set the league on fire, and everyone had nothing but praise for the young goats. Fast-forward…
The Armchair Experts 