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Now we have to talk about the defending Super Bowl champs. Oh wow, I wonder what we could be expecting from them this season… I don’t hate the Chiefs but if they keep up this reign of dominance, Nick Wright is going to turn me against them more every single day. I’m not sure if
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Oh the dirty dirty LA Chargers. The former pride of San Diego tragically decided to move to the nasty streets of Los Angeles where absolutely nobody cares about this fucking team. I’ll neevr understand why teams decide to betray their hometown cities and loyal fanbases for the most oversaturated sports market in the entire world
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It’s officially time to welcome back the people’s champ, Russell Wilson. We have to celebrate everyone’s favorite quarterback in the proper manner. As an impressionable young man, it really does inspire me the way Russell Wilson conducts himself on and off the field. He’s such a perfect human being and probably the most genuine down
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We interrupt your daily program of previewing different team’s seasons to bring you news and updates from the Dallas Cowboys training camp. We are so fucking back baby!! The boys in blue (and silver) have been making waves on social media and I’m here to drink the kool-aid and pour some honey all over you
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I’ve always had a soft spot for the Oakland Las Vegas Raiders. For one, they have the second-best uniforms in the NFL (behind the Cowboys of course). The silver and black absolutley FUCKS- you just can’t beat it (except for the Cowboys of course). The problem is, the actual team on the field wearing the
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Finally, a team in the AFC North that doesn’t want to make me gouge my eyes out with a seraded blade when I watch their offense. For years, the Bengals absolutely fit that description but they’ve managed to flip the script in recent times. I give 90% of the credit to the new sheriff Joe
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It’s time to talk about one of my least favorite franchises in the league: The Pittsburgh Steelers. As a Cowboys fan, it would be against my moral code to have any positive thoughts about the Steelers. The only compliment I’ll ever give them is that when we play them they provide an elite uniform matchup.
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Nevermore, said the Raven. The Baltimore Ravens, the blue-collar crew of the NFL. I don’t know how it happened but the AFC North somehow adopted the Big 10 mindset of football which is ground and pound/never throw the fucking ball. Normally that outdated style is quite boring to watch but thankfully Baltimore weaponizes star running
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My name is Cleveland Brownnnn, and I am proud to beeeeeee. The NFL’s ugliest franchise has somehow managed to be semi-relevant for the last 5 or so years. It all started when they drafted Baker Mayfield back in 2018. That pick certainly looked good for a while, but once it went downhill it fell apart
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New Yawkkkkkkkkkk. I debated whether or not to even do this team, since Hard Knocks has officially decided to do it for me. I can’t think of a better candidate than the Jets for this year’s show. There’s no way we don’t get some quality content from the #GangGreen. The quarterback room alone should produce
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