Tag: afc north

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    Cincinatti Bengals Season Preview

    Finally, a team in the AFC North that doesn’t want to make me gouge my eyes out with a seraded blade when I watch their offense. For years, the Bengals absolutely fit that description but they’ve managed to flip the script in recent times. I give 90% of the credit to the new sheriff Joe…

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    Baltimore Ravens Season Preview

    Nevermore, said the Raven. The Baltimore Ravens, the blue-collar crew of the NFL. I don’t know how it happened but the AFC North somehow adopted the Big 10 mindset of football which is ground and pound/never throw the fucking ball. Normally that outdated style is quite boring to watch but thankfully Baltimore weaponizes star running…

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    Cleveland Browns Season Preview

    My name is Cleveland Brownnnn, and I am proud to beeeeeee. The NFL’s ugliest franchise has somehow managed to be semi-relevant for the last 5 or so years. It all started when they drafted Baker Mayfield back in 2018. That pick certainly looked good for a while, but once it went downhill it fell apart…