Tag: chicago bears

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    Monday Night Football Best Bets

    I’m absolutely reeling from a piss-poor performance yesterday. Turns out my strategy of picking and choosing which home dawgs make sense and which don’t is actually not an effective gambling methodology. Nevertheless, I am here to redeem myself and chase my losses with the Passtronaught- let’s fly. Vikings -3 vs. Bears Alexander Mattison any time…

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    Chicago Bears Season Preview

    Chicago is the land of never-ending pain for football fans. If you even whisper the name Cody Parkey around there it triggers severe depression and anx mixed with a dab of hatred. The problem is Bears fans are now filled with hope because of their darling new 08 Justin Flelds. Could it finally be the…

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    Chicago Bears FLEECE the Carolina Panthers

    Big news taking over the NFL world today. The Chicago Bears did the unthinkable and actually traded away the #1 pick to the Carolina Panthers. Let’s break it down. D.J. Moore is an absolute fucking beast, excellent job by the front office. The trio of Moore, Claypool (fuck Claypool), and Mooney is pretty damn solid.…