Tag: COMEDY
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Russell Westbrook Signs with the Clippers
Hum Diddly Doo would ya look at that. Russell Westbrick is sitting his ass right back in LA after being bought out by the Jazz. Why would the Clippers do this you might ask? I have no fucking idea! I respect his heart, but Westbrook was single-handedly tanking the Laker’s season. It’s like he placed…
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Super Bowl Preview
Anyone with a brain knows that once football starts in the fall, Sunday becomes the de-facto best day of the week. Once that happens, we spend 20 weeks building up to the ultimate Sunday: The Super Bowl. Sadly this year, like every year, my beloved Dallas Cowboys will not be playing in the Big Game.…
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Will Lebron Break Kareem’s Record Tonight?
It’s a potential monumental night in sports history. Lebron is 36 points away from becoming the NBA’s all-time leading scorer. I’ve been a Bronsexual for as long as I can remember. From the early Cavs days to Miami (the best Lebron period), back to Cleveland, and now to Los Angeles. I have stuck by his…
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Kyrie Irving Traded to Dallas Mavericks
Raise the banner. Kyrie Irving has officially been shipped off to D-town. I correctly predicted this in my previous blog so good job by me. Personally, I would have preferred Kyrie go to the Lakers but as I’ve learned many times in my life- shit does not go my way. I think Dallas deserves some…
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Kyrie Irving Requests Trade Out Of Brooklyn
The unthinkable happened today. This afternoon, Kyrie Irving set NBA Twitter ablaze when he shockingly announced his request to be traded out of Brooklyn. There is no way anyone could have seen this coming, and now the Kyrie sweepstakes are underway. I honestly can’t think of a single NBA franchise that wouldn’t want to deplete…
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Sean Payton to Broncos, Demeco Ryans to Texans
It is officially coach-poach season. It happens every year, I get to watch franchises who just suffered demoralizing seasons do their best to pivot and finally find the coach who will carry them to the promise land. Sean Payton’s face has been slapped on my Twitter feed for months now. Lots of rumors about him…
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Dallas Moves on From Kellen Moore
The baby-faced Cowboy assassin is offically gone. I’m honestly not sure how to feel about this one so I’ll keep it short. At first, when I got that Bleacher Report notification, my chest swelled with happiness. Finally, it seemed like someone was pissed off at some of the dumb shit we’d been doing on the…
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Embrace the Armchair
Have you ever felt like the smartest guy in the room? Ever watch Undisputed: Skip and Shannon and think: “I could easily do that” and “fuck Skip Bayless” ? If so, welcome to Heaven (this is not a religious post). I’ve been an Armchair Expert my entire life. I’ve never lost a sports debate and…
The Armchair Experts 