Tag: dak prescott
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Mike McCarthy is Staying Another Year
Welp, 2024 is already another year down the shitter. I didn’t think it could get any worse after Sunday’s debacle against the Packers until Jerry Jones just announced that Mike McCarthy is coming back for ANOTHER year. I fucking hate my life. Cowboys fans have been suffering for a long time now, but I don’t…
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Cowboys vs. Commies Preview
Today is a big day for Cowboys Nation. A win against the dirty Commies will clinch the NFC East and the No. 2 seed in the NFC. That would mean home field advantage all playoffs sans San Francisco. Since we apparently can’t win for shit on the road that’s a pretty big deal for us…
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Cowboys Get Whomped by Buffalo in front of America
It’s a sad day it’s a bad day. America’s favorite team got shredded like wet paper in front of America this Sunday afternoon and for the 4th time this season my week is ruined. Let’s recap what happened to create one of the darkest days in American history. Looking back, this game was basically over…
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Cowboys Dominate Eagles on SNF
Cry Eagles Cry Baby!!! Tonight was our get back game against the trashiest and most annoying fanbase in the entire NFL. There’s nothing I love more than watching Nick Sirianni’s stupid fucking face pout on the sideline. It was nice to get our lick back on National TV after the bullshit that ensued a month…
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Cowboys Beat Chargers on MNF
I can’t even be happy about this win. Actually, I guess a little part of me can still be happy about a Cowboys W but this one was filled with rage and sadness. Mike McCarthy has brought out a fury in me that I didn’t know I had. The Cowboys offense is one of the…
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49ers Crush Cowboys on SNF
It’s a sad day it’s a bad day. I’m barely 24 hours removed from the glorious RRR victory and I’m already sad again. The NFL purposely put us on Sunday Night Football against the 49ers who clearly have our number after the last 2 playoff losses. At least those games were competitive, tonight the 49ers…
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Cowboys Embarrass Patriots
As a proud American citizen I like to consider myself an American Patriot, but I certainly didn’t feel like one today as I was too busy watching the Cowboys stick their foots up their ass. True Americans root for the one and only America’s Team and that was proven on a new level today. Poor…
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Cowboys Absolutely Blow Game to Arizona
I guess the NFL season hasn’t officially started until my beloved Cowboys ruin my fucking Sunday for the first time. What a shitshow this fucking game was. Through 2 weeks, Dallas had been nothing but excellent outscoring the New Jersey teams 70-10. Arizona meanwhile had been organizing the Caleb Williams tank-a-thon and seemed primed to…
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Dallas Cowboys Season Preview
I’m embarrassed to admit this, but the only team I didn’t get a season preview in for is my favorite team, the Dallas Cowboys. We’re already 2 weeks into the season, so obviously my predictions are going to Hell. But since I’m a man of character, you should be able to trust that all my…
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Cowboys Training Camp Mania
We interrupt your daily program of previewing different team’s seasons to bring you news and updates from the Dallas Cowboys training camp. We are so fucking back baby!! The boys in blue (and silver) have been making waves on social media and I’m here to drink the kool-aid and pour some honey all over you…
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