Tag: dallas cowboys

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    Mike McCarthy is Staying Another Year

    Welp, 2024 is already another year down the shitter. I didn’t think it could get any worse after Sunday’s debacle against the Packers until Jerry Jones just announced that Mike McCarthy is coming back for ANOTHER year. I fucking hate my life. Cowboys fans have been suffering for a long time now, but I don’t…

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    Cowboys vs. Commies Preview

    Today is a big day for Cowboys Nation. A win against the dirty Commies will clinch the NFC East and the No. 2 seed in the NFC. That would mean home field advantage all playoffs sans San Francisco. Since we apparently can’t win for shit on the road that’s a pretty big deal for us…

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    Cowboys Get Whomped by Buffalo in front of America

    It’s a sad day it’s a bad day. America’s favorite team got shredded like wet paper in front of America this Sunday afternoon and for the 4th time this season my week is ruined. Let’s recap what happened to create one of the darkest days in American history. Looking back, this game was basically over…

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    Cowboys Dominate Eagles on SNF

    Cry Eagles Cry Baby!!! Tonight was our get back game against the trashiest and most annoying fanbase in the entire NFL. There’s nothing I love more than watching Nick Sirianni’s stupid fucking face pout on the sideline. It was nice to get our lick back on National TV after the bullshit that ensued a month…

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    Thanksgiving Picks of the Century

    It’s the best day of year. I for one am thankful for football, gambling, and most of all the Dallas Cowboys. America realizes what’s good for the world is watching the Boys in Silver and Blue every Thanksgiving so we can watch the best team in the world. Let’s make this Thanksgiving even better by…

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    NFL Sunday Week 11 Best Bets

    I’m back. If we pretend last weekend did not happen then I’ve been having a pretty good season so far. I’m too lazy to go back and look what my actual record will be but in my head I’m shooting around 60%. It also turns out that TJ Hockenson was indeed NOT on a snap…

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    NFL Week 9 Piping Hot Locks

    I’m still recovering from post-Bedlam depresssion, so today I’m forcing myself one limb at a time to find the courage to make these picks. It’s with a heavy heart that I must deliver 5-0 at minimum. This is my flu game, my mona lisa, my game 1 of the 2018 Finals. LA Rams +3.5 @…

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    NFL Week 8 Mortal Locks

    I’ve suffered enough this weekend. OU Football loses in tragic fashion, pretty sure I lost all my Thursday picks, and I struck out at the bars again. The only way to redeem myself is an undefeated Sunday to pick up the pieces. We only can move forward, one step at a time. Minnesota Vikings -1.5…

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    Cowboys Beat Chargers on MNF

    I can’t even be happy about this win. Actually, I guess a little part of me can still be happy about a Cowboys W but this one was filled with rage and sadness. Mike McCarthy has brought out a fury in me that I didn’t know I had. The Cowboys offense is one of the…

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    NFL Week 6 Mortal Locks

    Thursday Night Football was a success in my eyes. Went 3-2 on the picks with 1 of those being a hail mary defensive touchdown so that basically doesn’t count. Even with Denver’s crap defense I might have overestimated KC’s offense to this point in the season- the lack of weapons is disturbing. Regardless, I was…