Tag: dallas cowboys

  • Jalen Ramsey Traded to Miami for a Bag of Doritos

    Well, I guess the LA Rams woke up this morning and said “I want to know what poverty feels like.” They pulled the trigger on a trade that sent a 28 yr/old All-Pro corner in exchange for a 3rd round pick and a TE I’ve never heard of. What a haul! As a Cowboys fan,…

  • Stefon Diggs to the Cowboys?

    After our brutal defeat at the hands of the 49ers this postseason, I took a few moments to pray, and reflect on my life as a Cowboys fan. Well, “ask and you shall receive,” said God- our prayers have been answered. The rumor mill is blowing at 100 mph right now and it’s showing no…

  • Dallas Moves on From Kellen Moore

    The baby-faced Cowboy assassin is offically gone. I’m honestly not sure how to feel about this one so I’ll keep it short. At first, when I got that Bleacher Report notification, my chest swelled with happiness. Finally, it seemed like someone was pissed off at some of the dumb shit we’d been doing on the…

  • Cowboys vs. Jags Game Review

    What a shit show this fucking game was. I don’t really even know where to begin. The beinning of this game was so great. Dallas jumped out to an early 21-7 lead. Dak was looking sharp and slinging that thang like Pusha D. Serving up those hungry Jags would’ve been a great way to spend…