Tag: lebron james
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NBA Playoff Sunday Picks
Yesterday I gave out my picks for each series in the first round. Now, it’s time to hand out my locks for yet another NBA Sunday. The playoffs are in full swing and it’s a great time of year. Every day for several weeks we have meaningful NBA games. That’s not something we get to…
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NBA Friday Picks Preview
Get ready boys, tomorrow is FINALLY FriYAY. Let me tell ya, it’s been a tough week. Being caught up in the American work machine has really got ya boy down. I’m hunched over, got carpel tunnel, and slowly losing my eyesight day by day. Nevertheless! I WILL deliver my perfect analysis on the current state…
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NBA Wednesday Picks Preview
Well, I’d like to say I’m returning to this segment in blazing glory, but unfortunately, that is not the case. I went 1/3 this Sunday thanks to a couple of pathetic showings from certain players on certain teams. I don’t want to name names, but everyone’s favorite player, ADisgrace, made a cameo appearance. Nevertheless, I…
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Lakers Electrocute OKC Thunder
Goooooooooooooood morning Laker nation (it’s not morning anymore). How does it feel? How does it feel waking up on this sweet sweet Saturday morning knowing that the Los Angeles Lakers are FINALLY a .500 basketball team. Get ready LA, it’s time to start prepping for the ring ceremony in October. March 24th was a must-win…
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Austin Reaves Powers Lakers Past Suns
Uh oh. Watch out NBA, it looks like we might have a new baby GOAT on our hands. The nation’s favorite new white boy has taken the league by storm over the last few weeks. He dropped 35 a few days ago, and last night went for 25 points and 11 assists as he embarassed…
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Lakers Playoff Hopes Dwindling
It brings me great sadness to be writing this blog today. I thought we had it. I thought we fucking had it. The chances at the 6 seed were looking so promising, with a stretch against the Knicks, Mavs (without Luka), Rockets, and Magic coming up. I would say even without Lebron, the Lakers should…
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Lebron James OUT Indefinitely
Son of a BITCH! I am so sorry Laker Nation, this L falls on my shoulders. This blog has been parading the LakeShow around like a prize show puppy since the trade deadline, and now I have reverse-jinxed us into oblivion. The Lakers were so back, and now we are very not back. Does God…
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Mavericks Blow a 27-Point Lead to Lakers
My genius is pretty much undeniable at this point. Right after the trade deadline I wrote about how back the Lakers were. I was ridiculued, called a clown and a fool for that take. Well, the losers and haters are sick and furious today. They were celebrating early in the second quarter when the Mavs…
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Are the Lakers Back?
That is the million dollar question. I sit here in my Fortnite party with a fellow LakeShowBro and we just declared: It’s playoff time baby. After Big Peen Pelinka went 200 IQ on the trade deadline and got everyone’s favorite franchise back on the path to title town. I’m pretty sure they are currently 2-1…
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Will Lebron Break Kareem’s Record Tonight?
It’s a potential monumental night in sports history. Lebron is 36 points away from becoming the NBA’s all-time leading scorer. I’ve been a Bronsexual for as long as I can remember. From the early Cavs days to Miami (the best Lebron period), back to Cleveland, and now to Los Angeles. I have stuck by his…
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