Tag: miami heat

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    NBA Finals Game 3 Picks

    Game 2 of the NBA Finals was a resounding success. I completely jinxed the Nuggets into blowing a game on their home court. Sometimes you just have to take things into your own hands and do what needs to be done. If placing my hourly wages on the Nuggets in hopes that it curses them…

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    NBA Finals Game 2 Picks

    Game 1 of the NBA Finals was an abject disaster. At least I got home after tipoff so I couldn’t throw away my monthly wages on some half-baked picks. For game 2 though, I’m baking these picks allll the way through. There’s actually a chance I burn them. I have no faith this series will…

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    Nuggets Take NBA Finals Game 1

    Any NBA Finals without Lebron is barely worth watching, but since I’m a better person than the average man/woman I decided to flick on ABC and sit on my favorite couch for a couple hours. What I witnessed and realized tonight was apalling: the Denver Nuggets will be our 2023 NBA Champions. As of May…

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    Eastern Conference Finals Game 7 Bets

    The Heat have officially blown it. I can’t believe this is where we are, but on Saturday night the Celtics tied the series 3-3 with one of the most ridiculous/bullshit game winners I’ve ever seen in my life. Jimmy didn’t show up AT ALL for game 6 until the very end, when he hit 3…

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    Celtics vs. Heat Game 6 Bets

    I don’t know if my 5 followers have noticed, but I’ve been on a bit of a hiatus these last few days. After Lebron’s season was ended by the Denver Chicken Nuggets I needed to go on a sabbatical. Mental health vacation was officially in full swing. Then, while I was manifesting a 5th ring…