Tag: micah parsons

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    49ers Crush Cowboys on SNF

    It’s a sad day it’s a bad day. I’m barely 24 hours removed from the glorious RRR victory and I’m already sad again. The NFL purposely put us on Sunday Night Football against the 49ers who clearly have our number after the last 2 playoff losses. At least those games were competitive, tonight the 49ers…

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    Cowboys Embarrass Patriots

    As a proud American citizen I like to consider myself an American Patriot, but I certainly didn’t feel like one today as I was too busy watching the Cowboys stick their foots up their ass. True Americans root for the one and only America’s Team and that was proven on a new level today. Poor…

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    Cowboys Absolutely Blow Game to Arizona

    I guess the NFL season hasn’t officially started until my beloved Cowboys ruin my fucking Sunday for the first time. What a shitshow this fucking game was. Through 2 weeks, Dallas had been nothing but excellent outscoring the New Jersey teams 70-10. Arizona meanwhile had been organizing the Caleb Williams tank-a-thon and seemed primed to…

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    Dallas Cowboys Season Preview

    I’m embarrassed to admit this, but the only team I didn’t get a season preview in for is my favorite team, the Dallas Cowboys. We’re already 2 weeks into the season, so obviously my predictions are going to Hell. But since I’m a man of character, you should be able to trust that all my…

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    Cowboys Training Camp Mania

    We interrupt your daily program of previewing different team’s seasons to bring you news and updates from the Dallas Cowboys training camp. We are so fucking back baby!! The boys in blue (and silver) have been making waves on social media and I’m here to drink the kool-aid and pour some honey all over you…

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    Do the Cowboys Have the Next Aaron Donald?

    Boy oh boy, I’ve seen some spectacular things in my life. Probably at #1 on that list, is new Dallas Cowboy and future NFL Hall of Famer, Mazi Smith breaking MichiGAIN’s machines in the weight room. I had heard rumblings of this story before the draft, but this tweet really caught my eye. “Next Aaron…