Tag: NFL
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Detroit Lions Season Preview
Unfortunately for the state of Michigan, the Lions have been the bottom feeders of the NFL since pretty much forever. I cannot remember a single good season from them (except last year) in over 20 years of living. They’ve managed to throw away all-time great talents like Barry Sanders and Calvin Johnson with pretty much…
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Chicago Bears Season Preview
Chicago is the land of never-ending pain for football fans. If you even whisper the name Cody Parkey around there it triggers severe depression and anx mixed with a dab of hatred. The problem is Bears fans are now filled with hope because of their darling new 08 Justin Flelds. Could it finally be the…
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Green Bay Packers Season Preview
Break out the estrogen shots, it’s transitioning time for the Green Bay Packers. That sick fuck Aaron Rodgers has finally departed and the world is a better place for it. Unfortunately he’s still playing football but at least he’s away from the NFC and can’t hurt me anymore (unless it’s the super bowl). Now they’ll…
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Atlanta Falcons Season Preview
Here we go with another franchise I despise: the Atlanta Falcons. I’ve filed many grievances with this franchise over the years for various crimes against my well-being. First, they wanted to blow a 28-3 lead in the super bowl to that kid-kissing freak Tom Brady with the biggest choke in modern sports history. Nowadays they’re…
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Carolina Panthers Season Preview
It’s time to review what we expect from Bryce Young and the Carolina Panthers. Spoiler alert: I have no fucking clue. The good news is, the division is complete dogshit and I think Frank Reich still has a chance to prove he’s a solid coach. The bad news is the Panthers are apart of that dogshit…
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview
The days of Tompa Bay are officially over. The Hall of Fame ken doll finally walked away from the game (for the second time) back on February 1st (again). He was pretty ass last year but I’m still expecting the drop off to Baker Mayfield and/or Kyle Trask to be pretty spectacular. Baker has been…
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New Orleans Saints Season Preview
The Cajun Cowboys, the boys in the Bayou. The superdome chromosomes. All of these things can describe the 2023 New Orleans Saints. Who Dat nation has been looking for brighter days ever since their lord and savior Drew Brees finally stepped away from the game for good. His shoulder may have been hanging by the…
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Kansas City Chiefs Season Preview
Now we have to talk about the defending Super Bowl champs. Oh wow, I wonder what we could be expecting from them this season… I don’t hate the Chiefs but if they keep up this reign of dominance, Nick Wright is going to turn me against them more every single day. I’m not sure if…
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Denver Broncos Season Preview
It’s officially time to welcome back the people’s champ, Russell Wilson. We have to celebrate everyone’s favorite quarterback in the proper manner. As an impressionable young man, it really does inspire me the way Russell Wilson conducts himself on and off the field. He’s such a perfect human being and probably the most genuine down…
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Cowboys Training Camp Mania
We interrupt your daily program of previewing different team’s seasons to bring you news and updates from the Dallas Cowboys training camp. We are so fucking back baby!! The boys in blue (and silver) have been making waves on social media and I’m here to drink the kool-aid and pour some honey all over you…
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