Tag: NFL
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Houston Texans Season Preview
Ah, the Houston Texans. One of the NFL’s most beloved and popular franchises. We’ve seen nothing but success from these warm-bodied Texans ever since their inception back in 1999-2000. 23 years of pure dominance. Why should we expect anything different this season? I know everyone was laughing at that criminally sarcastic opening, but we all…
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Tennessee Titans Season Preview
Time to start my season preview of every NFL team. I’ve delayed as long as I could but now it seems I don’t have a choice. I’ve completed about 32 fantasy football mock drafts and even that hasn’t curbed my itch for more football. I seriously doubt writing about the Tennessee Titans is going to…
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Do the Cowboys Have the Next Aaron Donald?
Boy oh boy, I’ve seen some spectacular things in my life. Probably at #1 on that list, is new Dallas Cowboy and future NFL Hall of Famer, Mazi Smith breaking MichiGAIN’s machines in the weight room. I had heard rumblings of this story before the draft, but this tweet really caught my eye. “Next Aaron…
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Dallas Cowboys Draft Review
The NFL Draft is one of the best times of the year. It’s like Christmas in April. It’s the few days of the year where every NFL franchise has hope, no matter how disastrous they have been for the last 20 years. Every fanbase is jerking off to the idea of finally landing that one…
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Will the Cowboys Draft a WR?
It’s time to take a break from the hardwood and get back on the gridiron. With the NFL Draft quickly approaching, my mind can’t help but wonder what my beloved Dallas Cowboys will do. We’ve been pretty solid at drafting in the last decade, definitely better than most teams. Off the dome I’d say were…
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Dallas Cowboys Trade for Brandin Cooks!
Whoop whoop it looks like we have anudder trade down in D-town. The Cowboys have sent a 2023 5th and 2024 6th in exchange for WR Brandin Cooks. My reaction: Let’s go Brandon! I’m not going to be one of those losers that pretends they’ve watched any Texans games over the last few years, they’re…
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Dallas Cowboys Trade for Stephon Gilmore!!
Let’s fucking GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I could not believe my eyes when I opened Twitter to the news that Stephon Gilmore was now a Dallas Cowboy, for the low price of a 5th round pick, nice! I wish we could trade all our 5th round picks for guys of this caliber. Once again, it really just doesn’t…
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Jalen Ramsey Traded to Miami for a Bag of Doritos
Well, I guess the LA Rams woke up this morning and said “I want to know what poverty feels like.” They pulled the trigger on a trade that sent a 28 yr/old All-Pro corner in exchange for a 3rd round pick and a TE I’ve never heard of. What a haul! As a Cowboys fan,…
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Chicago Bears FLEECE the Carolina Panthers
Big news taking over the NFL world today. The Chicago Bears did the unthinkable and actually traded away the #1 pick to the Carolina Panthers. Let’s break it down. D.J. Moore is an absolute fucking beast, excellent job by the front office. The trio of Moore, Claypool (fuck Claypool), and Mooney is pretty damn solid.…
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Stefon Diggs to the Cowboys?
After our brutal defeat at the hands of the 49ers this postseason, I took a few moments to pray, and reflect on my life as a Cowboys fan. Well, “ask and you shall receive,” said God- our prayers have been answered. The rumor mill is blowing at 100 mph right now and it’s showing no…
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