Tag: philadelphia eagles

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    Monday Night Football Best Bets

    After a painful Sunday due to my disappointing Dallas Cowboys I’m looking to bounce back. There’s no way I’ll emotionally recover until our next victory but we can ignore mental illness in favor of making money. Today has officially been a declared a ‘Makin Money Monday’ by me and I’m not gonna let it go…

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    Cowboys Dominate Eagles on SNF

    Cry Eagles Cry Baby!!! Tonight was our get back game against the trashiest and most annoying fanbase in the entire NFL. There’s nothing I love more than watching Nick Sirianni’s stupid fucking face pout on the sideline. It was nice to get our lick back on National TV after the bullshit that ensued a month…

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    Philadelphia Eagles Season Preview

    My stomach is turning over in sickness even thinking about writing this article. I’m going to have to keep it short in order to preserve my own mental sanity. The Eagles are the dirtiest, most despicable franchise in the entire world and even the thought of praising them in any way makes me want to…