Tag: Playoffs
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NBA Wednesday Playoff Picks
It’s official, the boy is on a heater. Heaters don’t come around very often, so I’m going to milk the shit out of this while I have it. I don’t know if I have ever seen the board so clearly, it’s like I’m in the Matrix. I was a lazy piece of shit and didn’t…
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The Mavericks Have Officially Blown It
LMAOOOOOOOOO. The impossible has happened. The Dallas Mavericks have officially been eliminated from the PLAY-IN. Who could’ve seen this coming? If only there was an extremely smart man who could have written a blog after the Kyrie Irving trade detailing why that wasn’t gonna work and the season was in shambles. If only we knew…
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NBA Friday Picks Preview
Get ready boys, tomorrow is FINALLY FriYAY. Let me tell ya, it’s been a tough week. Being caught up in the American work machine has really got ya boy down. I’m hunched over, got carpel tunnel, and slowly losing my eyesight day by day. Nevertheless! I WILL deliver my perfect analysis on the current state…
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Lakers Electrocute OKC Thunder
Goooooooooooooood morning Laker nation (it’s not morning anymore). How does it feel? How does it feel waking up on this sweet sweet Saturday morning knowing that the Los Angeles Lakers are FINALLY a .500 basketball team. Get ready LA, it’s time to start prepping for the ring ceremony in October. March 24th was a must-win…
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Austin Reaves Powers Lakers Past Suns
Uh oh. Watch out NBA, it looks like we might have a new baby GOAT on our hands. The nation’s favorite new white boy has taken the league by storm over the last few weeks. He dropped 35 a few days ago, and last night went for 25 points and 11 assists as he embarassed…
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Lakers Playoff Hopes Dwindling
It brings me great sadness to be writing this blog today. I thought we had it. I thought we fucking had it. The chances at the 6 seed were looking so promising, with a stretch against the Knicks, Mavs (without Luka), Rockets, and Magic coming up. I would say even without Lebron, the Lakers should…
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