Tag: sports betting

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    Monday Night Football Best Bets

    I’m absolutely reeling from a piss-poor performance yesterday. Turns out my strategy of picking and choosing which home dawgs make sense and which don’t is actually not an effective gambling methodology. Nevertheless, I am here to redeem myself and chase my losses with the Passtronaught- let’s fly. Vikings -3 vs. Bears Alexander Mattison any time…

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    NFL Week 12 Perfect Picks

    Thanksgiving treated us well with a 2-1 day. I was a fool to think Geno Smith would be able to not suck on a national TV game. The 9ers are back to being juggernaughts which sucks for me personally. I can’t stand Brock Purdy or that overloaded ass team, I hope they go on another…

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    Thanksgiving Picks of the Century

    It’s the best day of year. I for one am thankful for football, gambling, and most of all the Dallas Cowboys. America realizes what’s good for the world is watching the Boys in Silver and Blue every Thanksgiving so we can watch the best team in the world. Let’s make this Thanksgiving even better by…

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    NFL Sunday Week 11 Best Bets

    I’m back. If we pretend last weekend did not happen then I’ve been having a pretty good season so far. I’m too lazy to go back and look what my actual record will be but in my head I’m shooting around 60%. It also turns out that TJ Hockenson was indeed NOT on a snap…

  • Extremely Last Minute TNF Picks

    I’m extremely late to getting this out but since I’m a man of character I refuse to start watching the game until this blog is up. Everyone should know that I’m piggy-backing the best running back in the league (Lamar Jackson) tonight. I would also highly encourage everyone to put an anytime TD scorer bet…

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    NFL Week 10 Super Locks

    It’s been a good last few weeks for me gambling wise. I’m trying to ride the positive momentum from lady luck combined with the Sooners finally catching a W yesterday. Could I potentiCincally redeem myself after last weeks historically bad sports weekend for me? I can’t think of a better time to go undefeated than…

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    Thursday Night Football Best Bets

    Thursday Night Football is just the fucking worst. The Bears and the Panthers?? Are you fucking SERIOUS? The Bears have been on my TV during primetime too many times this season. Football is arguably the best thing in the entire world and they do their damndest to make me hate it. Justin Fields still isn’t…

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    NFL Week 9 Piping Hot Locks

    I’m still recovering from post-Bedlam depresssion, so today I’m forcing myself one limb at a time to find the courage to make these picks. It’s with a heavy heart that I must deliver 5-0 at minimum. This is my flu game, my mona lisa, my game 1 of the 2018 Finals. LA Rams +3.5 @…

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    NFL Week 8 Mortal Locks

    I’ve suffered enough this weekend. OU Football loses in tragic fashion, pretty sure I lost all my Thursday picks, and I struck out at the bars again. The only way to redeem myself is an undefeated Sunday to pick up the pieces. We only can move forward, one step at a time. Minnesota Vikings -1.5…

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    NFL Week 7 Mortal Locks

    I’m just gonna have to pretend that Thursday Night didn’t happen. Calvin Ridley Over 80 yards might be one of the worse picks of my career after he had 1 catch for 5 yards. Derek Carr has proven he’s one of the worst QBs in the NFL and also one of the most obnoxious and…